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ISSUE #73

May 24, 1996

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ISSUE #73 contains features and updates about the Cardinals, Blues, and Rams. The usual assortment of quotes, headlines, media news, interactivity, and statistics are also found within StLSO #73.

Contributors to #73 include KMOX radio's Randy Karraker, Jim Hunstein, Scott Simon, V-100 on-air personality Brian Stull, Riverfront Times hockey columnist Randy Hu, contributing writer Mike Rainey, and Australian Cardinals fan Philip McConachie.

This week's editorial includes an StLSO exclusive: an unedited transcript of a conversation between Blues GM Mike Keenan and Blues coach Mike Keenan. And yes, Elvis has just left the building.

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St. Louis Sports Online MAY.96.4 CONTENTS

1.0 StLSO News and Notes by RANDY KARRAKER
2.0 StLSO Sports Shorts
2.1 Cardinals News
2.2 Blues News by BRIAN STULL
2.3 Rams Report
2.4 Vipers Update by GARY GRIFFAW
2.5 Stampede Update by RANDY HU
2.4 StLSO Quotes of the Week
2.5 StLSO Headlines of the Week
3.0 StLSO Features
3.1 Blues Stories
3.1.1 A Reporter's View of the Blues by BRIAN STULL
3.1.2 Another Blues View by MIKE RAINEY
3.1.3 Feeling Blue by RANDY HU
3.2 Cardinals Stories
3.2.1 The Minor League Report
3.2.2 Hitting and Pitching by SCOTT SIMON
3.2.3 Cardinals Followers In Australia by PHIL McCONACHIE
4.0 StLSO Recaps
4.1 Blues Summaries
4.2 Cardinals Series-by-Series Recaps by JIM HUNSTEIN
5.0 StLSO Numbers
5.1 Cardinals Statistics (through 5.22.96)
5.2 Blues Playoff Statistics (after Detroit series)
6.0 StLSO Media Views by SCOTT SIMON
7.0 StLSO Interactivity
8.0 StLSO Editorials

St. Louis Sports Online MAY.96.4

1.0 StLSO News and Notes by RANDY KARRAKER

It isn't even Memorial Day yet, and it appears that the wild card chances of the Cardinals or any other Central Division team are out the window. The surprising success of Montreal and the continued good play of San Diego seem to assure that, at ten games back already, the Redbirds would have a difficult time catching up. Fortunately, the division the Cards are in is this year's bad division. Two years ago, it was the AL West, with every team before the strike below .500, and last year it was the AL Central, where Cleveland won 100 games, and Kansas City was second with seventy. The '96 NL Central champ might finish with 82 or 83 wins, so all is not lost for Card fans. Todd Stottlemyre and Donovan Osborne have pitched well of late, Mark Petkovsek is about back to where he was last year, and Mike Morgan looked good in his first start. Now is the first time we can say we hope Andy Benes reaches his career winning percentage of .500. Alan Benes will spend some time in the bullpen, working on his ERA of seven-plus, and Dennis Eckersley will take some time off nursing a bad elbow. If Eck's injury is more serious that now thought, look for T.J. Mathews to take the bulk of the closing load. Don't be surprised to see Tony La Russa turn to a bullpen by committee. And BE surprised if the Cards plead with Tom Henke to return. They feel that with what's on hand now...with the big club and in the system, they can find a closer if Eckersley's injury is serious.

That the Blues were vanquished from the playoffs was no surprise...Steve Yzerman is on a mission and played like it Thursday night as he scored the winner for Detroit. This will be an interesting off-season for the Blues. While most observers are concentrating on Wayne Gretzky being back, I like to look at the bigger picture, and wonder whether the Kiel Center Partners will be back. It's no secret in town that the Blues have been shopped, and it wouldn't surprise me a bit if a partnership fronted by Mike Shanahan would take over the team. If that happens, depending on where the big money for a purchase comes from, it is quite possible that President Jack Quinn and Coach/GM Mike Keenan would be replaced. Then...we wonder about Gretzky.......

The Rams start their final mini-camp on the last day of May, and practice for three days. It is amazing to go to their practice facility at Mathews-Dickey Boys' club and see the offensive or defensive linemen, on the field with their position coach. As D'Marco Farr pointed out, this is something they couldn't do last year...not really having a home and moving to St. Louis until the middle of the summer. Farr thinks the ability of the lines to develop some continuity will have a big impact on their success this year. Look for negotiations with the Rams and Mitch Frankel, the agent for Lawrence Phillips, to start any day now. Phillips is serious about wanting to get to camp on time...and so his negotiations will probably start early for a first rounder.


2.0 StLSO Sports Shorts

2.1 Cardinals News

*With Mike Morgan off the DL, Cards manager Tony La Russa briefly toyed with the idea of a six-man rotation. Saying that Mark Petkovsek "had given us a chance to win all four times out", the sinkerballing righthander was, for a time, on the list of starters that also included Morgan, both Benes brothers, Todd Stottlemyre, and Donovan Osborne.

But after Alan Benes was roughed up in Colorado (not making it out of the second inning), another poor outing or two might mean that young Alan would find himself toiling in the bullpen. And with Dennis Eckersley shut down for awhile with an ailing elbow (MRI revealed no structural damage), it wouldn't surprise some observers to see Alan Benes and his fastball tested as a closer.

*Cardinal outfielders Ray Lankford and Brian Jordan have launched ticket donation programs that aim to benefit the youth of St. Louis. Lankford's Landing and Brian's Bunch will be located in Bleachers Section 505, and will provide 50 tickets each for Friday and Sunday home games, respectively.

Beneficiaries of the programs include the Herbert Hoover Boys Club, the Explorers, and a variety of church groups.

Also of note: Jerry Clinton (Grey Eagle Distributors) has matched Lankford's ticket donation.


2.2 Blues News

Of major concern to the Blues is the goaltender situation. Late in the regular season, Jon Casey grumbled about playing next year in Europe. As evidence of that fact, Casey purchased white goaltender pads, so that they could be customized to match any color scheme. Occasional snipes at Casey's regular-season play by Blues C&GM Mike Keenan no doubt contributed to Casey's uncertainty/unhappiness about his NHL future.

Then starting goalie Grant Fuhr's knee was Kypeosized, and the reconstructive surgery on Fuhr's knee is expected to keep him sidelined for at least the first few weeks of the 1996-97 season.

Finally, Casey stood on his head in the playoffs, before letting in a 55-footer from the stick of Steve Yzerman in Game 7 vs. the Red Wings.

One would expect that Casey, in light of his strong playoff run, would get first crack at the Blues job this fall.

If there's one constant from the Blues, though, it's that the team is always springing surprises on its players and fans. Media speculation has centered on veteran Kings goalie Kelly Hrudey, who is an unrestricted free agent.


2.3 Rams Report
The Rams new Earth City training center is nearly completed, and the business portion of the Rams operation is expected to occupy the new site in the first week of June. The Rams football operations move will take place shortly thereafter.


2.4 Vipers Update by GARY GRIFFAW
Training camp opened on Monday, May 20th at the North County Recreation Complex.

Most of the main players will be back again this season. Returning forwards include Christian Skoryna, Frank Cirone, Frank LaScala, and Wayne Anchikoski. Defensemen Russ Parent, Rik Wilson, Jeff Beaudin, and Dave Dupas will return. Chris Rogles and Allain Roy will be in goal.

Randy Smith, Jeff Lindsay, and Cam Plante will not be with the team. Smith was not re-signed because of his lack of defense.

Lindsay is remaining in Europe, while Plante was traded to Denver.

The Vipers will play exhibition games in Oklahoma City against the Coyotes on May 25th and 26th.


2.5 Stampede Update by RANDY HU

The fast-starting St. Louis Stampede rounded up the posse, circled the wagons, and punched out a few doggies en route to a 60-41 crushing of the Memphis Pharoahs last Friday in an Arena Football League contest before 6,093 fans at the Kiel Center. The Stampede, winning their second consecutive game, improved to 2-2.

St. Louis running back Bernard Hall, a bruising 6-1, 245-pound steer, rushed for an AFL record-tying 5 touchdowns, equaling his production from last week in the 59-22 destruction of the Minnesota Fighting Pike. (Note: The Fighting Pike are this year's winner of the New York Islander "Fish Stick" Memorial trophy). In a sport designed for passing, Stampede head coach Earle Bruce has revived his glory days at Ohio State by playing smash-mouth, ball-control football. This has set up the play-action passing of quarterback John Kaleo, who has brilliantly led the offense.

The highlight of the game for the Stampede came on a 52-yard kickoff return by Michael "The Touchdown Maker" Baker to put the game out of reach at 37-20. Special team play and the defense have contributed greatly to this modest winning streak.

Following a bye next week, the Stampede travel to the Albany Firebirds on June 1, before returning home to play the Iowa Barnstormers on June 7.


2.6 StLSO Quotes of the Week

*Joe Buck, on a recent Cardinals radiocast: "The entire NL Central...in 1996 is...is just, well, not good at all."

*Mike Shannon, during the same broadcast (a Cards game at Coors Field): "Maybe these bats are just aluminum bats...[covered] with veneer."


2.7 StLSO Headlines of the Week
*From the 5.18.96 Post-Dispatch: "A Motown Letdown"
*From the 5.20.96 Post-Dispatch: "Cards Sink To A New Rocky Mtn. Low"
*From the 5.21.96 Post-Dispatch: "Eckersley to Rest Arm a Few Days"



3.0 StLSO Features

3.1 Blues Post-Mortem

3.1.1 A Reporter's View of the Blues by BRIAN STULL
After over seven months of playing, the St.Louis Blues have finished their season. While some may feel that the season left something to be desired, it would be hard pressed to argue that the Blues accomplished less than success in the playoffs. Losing to the Detroit RedWings at 3:15 of double overtime in Game 7 surprised many critics who didn't give this team a chance to make it past the first round over Toronto.

The disappointment of the loss was still evident as the players cleaned out their lockers Saturday afternoon at the Kiel Center, some said they would continue to watch the Stanley Cup playoffs to see how old teammates fare, but most players planned on taking a couple of weeks recreation to just get away from it all.

That is the plan for St.Louis C&GM Mike Keenan, who said he'll wait a couple of weeks before starting to decide about plans for next year. In the meantime, a few words of thanks to some players.......

Thanks to Grant Fuhr; an incredible season by any standard, especially impressive for someone who was supposed to have seen better days. Rest that knee up, Grant, we'll look for you on the golf course in July and on the ice in time for training camp.

Thanks to Tony Twist; the toughest guy in the league and a heart to match, an enforcer that evened the score against less disciplined goons. Kudos for taking over the Gateway Hockey program and hopefully you and Rams defensive tackle DeMarco Farr will get your tag team shot at Hulk and Company.

Thanks to Chris Pronger; turned his season and the fans around midway thru, then stepped up another level for the playoffs. Here's to even better things next year.

Thanks to Murray Baron; "Bear" continued to establish himself as one of the best and most underrated defensemen in the NHL, he once again played big in the playoffs. Enjoy the cross-country Harley trip.

Thanks to Shayne Corson; despite not particularly liking media attention (Shayne would occasionally leave clothes in his locker to keep reporters waiting, while he snuck out the back) Shayne was especially accommodating while wearing the "C" and let his actions on the ice speak for itself. Corson was another standout for the Blues during the playoffs and an anchor in front of opposing goalies.

Thanks to Wayne Gretzky; deciding to play in St.Louis wasn't looked upon favorably by many outside of the St.Louis area, but Wayne did what he felt was best. And despite missing a couple of scoring opportunities, the Great One did his thing, playmaking, in the playoffs. Let's get the contract done and get ready for next year.

Thanks to Jon Casey; you showed what being a professional and believing in yourself is all about. Best of luck next year whether it's in the NHL or Europe.

Thanks to Brett Hull and Mike Keenan; besides providing some headlines, both fulfilled their duties--Iron Mike showed his plan for a playoff team had merit and the Golden Brett showed he is indeed a two-way player and capable of scoring at anytime on any goaltender. Let's hope that this pair remains intact long enough to sip champagne.

And finally, special thanks to Greg Gilbert and Jay Wells. Despite not a lot of ice time and injury, these two veterans provided leadership behind the scenes as well as providing insight to the game of hockey for a reporter learning the ropes around the ice rink. Best of luck to both of you, hope you're back in uniform next year.

So for now the Blues bandwagon stops, sorry Mr. McKenna--you'll have to find a different ride to work!

EDITOR'S NOTE: Brian McKenna is a mid-morning talk show host on KFNS. McKenna, a favorite of the StLSO editorial staff, was "accused" by his pal, Riverfront Times and StLSO columnist Randy Hu, of being a "Blues Apologist"...and is quite adept at fending off criticisms of the home hockey club.

The Blues bandwagon that Brian Stull referred to was driven by McKenna all season--and the bandwagon, in the words of Stull, "needed new shocks" when the Blues were up 3-2 vs. Detroit.


3.1.2 Another Blues View by MIKE RAINEY

It was expected to be a short, one-sided series. The gifted Detroit Red Wings against the old, slow, underachieving Blues. After the 8-3 loss in Game 2 many thought the series would be over after 4 games. The call-in shows were flooded with negativity. But the Blues had other ideas. This group of aging warriors had been to the top before, and proved they had at least one last gasp left. They stormed back after a 2-0 deficit in the series to take a 3-2 lead. Although they blew a golden opportunity to wrap up the series on home ice in Game 6, they came back with one of the greatest defensive efforts in team history in Game 7, only to fall short in double overtime 1-0.

There is no question Game 7 will go down as one of the greatest games in Blues history, and one of the most bitter losses. The Blues had given the juggernaut Wings the scare of their lives. It took a monumental effort from everybody to shut down this explosive team for more than 81 minutes. The Blues achieved this impressive feat with great play from their top four defensemen, outstanding goaltending from Jon Casey, and solid backchecking and forechecking from their forwards. Defensemen Al MacInnis, Murray Baron, Igor Kravchuck, and Chris Pronger were terrific not only in Game 7, but throughout the series. They logged an incredible amount of ice time, and didn't seem to tire a bit.

The development of Pronger was especially promising. He seemed to send a message to Florida Panthers rising star Ed Jovanovski that he is going to have some competition for the Norris Trophy in five years. Pronger played in the neighborhood of 35 minutes a game in the playoffs. He was assertive physically, playing the man instead of the puck, and demonstrated poise with the puck in key situations. Pronger also displayed his offensive skills which are still a little rough. He manned the left point on the power play, but has some learning to do if he is to become a one of the league's elite offensive defensemen. Baron has emerged into one of the NHL's top defensive defensemen. He hit everything in red and white that moved all series long. MacInnis and Kravchuck played well in their own end, and moved the puck well out of their end with nice transition passes. Steve Leach, Shayne Corson, and Peter Zezel were terrific in both ends of the rink throughout the series.

In the end, however, the Blues lack of offensive skill was their downfall. Just one goal would have lifted them to the Conference Finals for the first time in 10 years. But it was great drama and the Blues gave the fans something to get excited about in an otherwise dull season. There is no shame in losing to the best regular season team in NHL history, in double overtime of Game 7, on the road, with your back-up goalie playing. Many of Mike Keenan's moves during the season puzzled fans, but the playoffs showed he had a clue after all. Earlier in the season Keenan said: "Give me credit for having some brains." Maybe he does at that.


3.1.3 Feeling Blue by RANDY HU

When Detroit Red Wings captain Steve Yzerman fired a rising 60-foot cannon just over the right shoulder of St. Louis goalie Jon Casey 75 seconds into double overtime of the decisive seventh game of the Western Conference semifinals last Thursday, it abruptly ended the contest and the Blues marathon season. I was starting to think that the Freemen would surrender first, but then again, if Bob Dole can reach a decision, anyone can. Speaking of presidential candidates, wasn't that was nice of Bill Clinton to come into town the following day to console the Bluenote get-a-lifers? The Kiel Partners and coach/GM Mike Keenan embark into the predictably tumultuous offseason with many questions, decisions, and changes facing them. Fans are looking at an AARP (already, already, retire...please), high-priced team with inflated ticket prices, the certainties of expanded pay-per-view next season, and uncertainties about the future direction of the franchise. More on that later.

In an epic struggle in which both teams shed much blood to gain control of precious ice, the multi-dimensional Wings eventually pounded away at the Blues soft underbelly and handed Keenan his first loss in seven tries in the second round of the playoffs. The Blues held (literally) Detroit in check for most of the series, as the referees looked the other way in the essence of playoff hockey. There was more clutching and grabbing than at a topless joint. Yzerman, who recently suffered a groin injury against conference final opponent Colorado, was the deciding factor from the beginning. "I don't score a whole lot from that far out,"' said Yzerman, who stripped the puck from Blues captain Wayne Gretzky on the series-winning goal. "I shot the puck, looked up and it just tucked inside the bar. I was more surprised than anybody that it went in." Including Casey. "I saw it, but it didn't look like it was on goal," said Casey. "It just got over my shoulder and then went down into the net. I'm devastated." If not for the outstanding play of Casey, the Blues would have been swept or eliminated much sooner.

This was the 22nd time a seventh game has gone to overtime, but just the second time one went to an extra period scoreless. The only other time was in 1950, when Detroit's Leo Reise tallied at 8:39 of overtime to beat the Toronto Maple Leafs 1-0 in the Stanley Cup semifinals. The Blues have not won a deciding game since 1991 when they defeated the Red Wings, 3-2, in the Norris Division semifinals. St. Louis has not won a game 7 on the road since 1972, with a 2-1 victory at Minnesota.

The Blues qualified for the fifth spot in the conference playoffs on the last day of the season and could have easily finished eighth in the tight scramble. No big deal, right? Making the NHL playoffs is like making the phone book. But, a first round loss to Toronto would have been financially devastating. The Blues had a chance to administer the knockout blow against Detroit, advance to the conference finals, and wash the red ink from the Kiel Partners' books, but they lacked the killer instinct to bury them in game 6. Bottom line, the Blues beat a sub.500 Toronto team in the first round of the playoffs and lost in the second round. There is ample space for improvement.

Gretzky, as in the first round against Toronto, didn't create much offense in the final two games of the series against the Wings. "I'm upset and real disappointed," said the Great One, who made me tired watching him labor. "Maybe I just overskated the puck when Yzerman picked it up." Is Gretzky, 35 going on 99, worthy of a 3-year, $23 million contract? If the Kiel Partners enforce a salary cap, which is likely, no. The money would be better spent to obtain and develop younger players. A more reasonable scenario for Gretzky would be a one-year deal with a club option for the second year. Gretzky has maintained that he isn't the same dominant player that he once was, but from the other side of his mouth, he hasn't backed down from his unrealistic demands to be the game's highest paid player.

Will Keenan return or flee to coach Toronto? "I'm not leaving St. Louis unless the ownership doesn't want me here anymore," said Iron Mike in a recent interview. "We didn't score like we had hoped and we will pursue free agents within our budget. Every team in the NHL will be busy this offseason as rosters are gradually reduced and the restrictions of free agency are loosened." Keenan ought to look at how the Florida Panthers operate. They are a young team who can win it all, minus the egos and with a payroll half of the Blues. It's not who has the most championship rings and experience. It's about team discipline and chemistry.

This is Keenan's offseason. Normal rules need not apply.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Randy Hu is the hockey columnist for The Riverfront Times. He can also be heard Wednesday mornings on all-sports KFNS (590 AM)


3.1.4 Blues Facts, Opinions, and Questions

FACT: Versus the Red Wings, Wayne Gretzky, at times, played like Tony Hrkac.
OPINION: Gretzky's back, which required him to miss a couple of late-season games, is bothering him.
QUESTION: Is a 35 year old Gretzky worth $20+ million over three years?

FACT: Wayne Gretzky skipped town prior to season-ending meetings between Blues players and C&GM Mike Keenan
OPINION: Gretzky's travails this season, which included bad press from US and Canada when word of a possible exit from LA became public, the subsequent trade to St. Louis and extended separation from his family, combined with continued unfortunate news on the legal front regarding his friend and business associate Bruce McNall, took a heavy emotional toll on the Great One
QUESTION: Rather than asking whether or not Gretzky wants to return to St. Louis to finish his career, is it more appropriate to ask whether he believes that his career is already over, and that he may choose to retire?

FACT: Brett Hull was uncharacteristically average during the Red Wings series.
OPINION: Hull's hamstring is bothering him.
QUESTION: Assuming that 99 returns to St. Louis next year, will Brett and Wayne play on the same line?

FACT: Multi-million dollar Keenan acquisitions Geoff Courtnall and Shayne Corson combined to score 42 goals this season; ex-Blue (and $3 million dollar player) Brendan Shanahan scored 44 goals for the Hartford Whalers
OPINION: GM Keenan believed that Courtnall and Corson, with proper encouragement from Coach Keenan, would both top the 30-goal mark
QUESTION: Did Keenan examine Courtnall's and Corson's lifetime stats?

FACT: Brian Noonan and Adam Creighton, drawing $1 million and $750,000 salaries, combined to score 24 goals this season
OPINION: GM Keenan believed that Noonan and Creighton, with proper encouragement from Coach Keenan, would both top the 20-goal mark
QUESTION: Where will Noonan and Creighton play next season, keeping in mind that both signed multi-year deals prior to the start of the 1995-96 season?

FACT: During the Red Wings series, four Blues defensemen (Al MacInnis, Igor Kravchuk, Chris Pronger, and Murray Baron) received nearly all of the ice time.
OPINION: The Blues defense was the strongest part of their team during the playoffs.
QUESTIONS: Will Jamie Rivers take a regular shift on the blue line in 1996-97? And if he does, will he be wearing the Bluenote?

FACT: The on-ice appearances of Peter Zezel and Steve Leach were two of the brighter spots in the Blues playoff run.
OPINION: If healthy, Zezel and Leach can help the Blues in 96-97...if utilized properly.
QUESTION: Both men are unrestricted free agents at the end of this season. Will both return?


3.2 Cardinals Stories

3.2.1 The Minor League Report

*Dmitri Young continues to put up good numbers at Louisville. In 39 games, Young has 46 hits and 75 stolen bases, while driving in 20 runs. Among those 46 hits are 11 doubles and 6 homers

*In 34 games (only nine of which he played 3B), Jose Oliva has piled up 7 homers and 27 RBI, while hitting .262.

*The Louisville middle infield combination (Tripp Cromer at SS, Aaron Holbert at 2B) isn't setting the world on fire. Through games of May 20, Cromer and Holbert are batting .200 and .220, respectively, and have eight extra-base hits between them (in over 200 combined at-bats)

*3B Mike Gulan is hitting a heavy .268, and playing pretty solid defense. Included in Gulan's 30 base hits are nine doubles, one triple, and five homers.

*Louisville's starting rotation includes Brian Barber (5.27 ERA), John Frascatore (4.18 ERA), Tom Urbani (3.98 ERA), and Mike Busby (6.25 ERA). Frascatore's eight starts leads the team. In four rehab starts at Louisville, Mike Morgan's ERA was 7.04.
Overall, Louisville's record (as of May 20) was 14-25.

*Arkansas' record (as of May 20) was 20-19. Center fielder Scarborough Green (formerly known as Bert Green) joined the Travelers after being called up from St. Pete, where he hit .293 in 36 games. In his first game with Arkansas, Green had three hits (including a home run). Other Arkansas standouts include 3B Chris Fick (who hit for the cycle in a game in which he also had 7 RBI) and C Elieser Marrero (.296 and 6 HR in 32 games), who had an 8-for-8 stretch over two games.

*CF Juan Munoz, who was hitting .355 at Peoria, replaced Green at St. Petersburg, where he continued his hot hitting (5 hits in 15 AB)

3.2.2 Hitting and Pitching by SCOTT SIMON
So just how bad is pitching in baseball? The Cardinals gave up 30 runs in three games at Colorado over the weekend. But Detroit gave up 41 in three losses to the White Sox.

College baseball isn't helping. Last Wednesday, in the first round of the Missouri Valley Conference tournament at Wichita, the SIU-Carbondale Salukis, lost their first round game to Evansville, 29-10, giving up 29 hits. In fact, in each of the three first round games that day, the winning team scored at least 20 runs.

Is it the chicken or the egg? Is the pitching that bad, or the hitting that good? College baseball coaches I've talked to in the past week said that hitters get to tee off at their level, and have no fear. It's pretty obvious that attitude continues through all levels of baseball.

Surprisingly, the coaches I spoke with said a strike zone called above the belt wouldn't help in the long run, because hitters would adjust. Some of them suggested raising the pitching mound gradually, from the current 10 inches to 12 inches, then consider taking it to 15 inches later.

Remember the last time the pitching mound was 15 inches elevated? Bob Gibson had a major league record 1.12 ERA, and the American League batting champion (Carl Yastrzemski) had just a .299 average (the records record .300, because the fraction was rounded up). The year was 1968.

If we're so into baseball nostaglia, with grass fields and uniforms with belts, let's go back and help pitchers get somewhat of an edge before baseball games start outscoring the NFL.

3.2.3 Cardinals Followers In Australia by PHIL McCONACHIE
I play with 'the cardinals' in the St. George competition in Sydney, Australia.

As a bunch of catholics playing cricket our club formed twenty two years.the name was chosen because of our religious connections,the style of play of the St. Louis team,and a parents coaching affiliation with the sydney winter team "Cardinals" during the 1950's.

Since then many members of our club have followed the red birds (We even celebrated the 1982 World Series win long and hard) and the thrills that Ozzie Smith in particular has provided have given us much pleasure.

Also, my brother Tony, in 1979 & 1983,travelled around to most of the major league clubs watching baseball while on summer holidays. Bryant Gumbel eventually caught up and interviewed him. Tony played baseball for the state at the highest australian level in 1982 & 1984 so he must have learnt something.

These days we get weekly coverage on tv over here(or down under as you call it) and the U.S. baseball mags continue to be read,but for me now there's nothing like the net.

I was amazed when I first discovered your articles and information via the St.Louis Sports Online. I've added a bookmark and follow the '96 Cards with great interest. We get the results in the sydney newspapers but there's nothing like turning up to work and reading your emails.

In fact I print the details and hand them on to other interested club members at my next opportunity.although the ladder has the St. Louis team nearer the bottom.

An ex-player (Gerry Tancred) from our club will be umpiring at the Atlanta Olympics. And then there's our own Dave Nilsson - two home runs in the one dig for the Brewers.

What a wakka! His Oz team 'the Melbourne Reds' couldn't quite hold out our victorious Sydney Blues to win there first Australian championship.

Thanks for the opportunity to write.



4.0 StLSO Game Recaps

4.1 Blues Summaries

4.1.1 Blues at Detroit GAME 7
In a classic Game 7 matchup likely to be remembered by Blues fans as one of the most exciting Stanley Cup games in Blues history, Detroit defeated St. Louis 1-0.

The winning goal came 1:15 into the second overtime period, and resulted when Red Wings center Steve Yzerman fired a 55 foot shot at a screened Jon Casey. Casey, who had stopped all 39 previous Red Wing shots, made a late attempt to stop Yzerman's shot, which was targeted for the upper corner of the net.

In perhaps the Blues best scoring chance, Detroit goalie Chris Osgood stopped Shayne Corson on a mini-breakaway late in the first overtime period. Other than that, the Blues stayed in a defensive shell for much of the game...a strategy that nearly pulled off what would have been a monumental upset.

As a result of their victory, Detroit moves on to play Colorado in the Western Conference finals. The Blues make tee times.


4.2 Cardinals Series-by-Series Summaries by JIM HUNSTEIN

4.2.1 Cardinals at Florida (May 13-15)

IN THE ARCHIVES: The underachieving Cards once again dropped two of three games, this time to the Florida Marlins. This is getting old.

ON THE SCOREBOARD: G1: Marlins 5, Cards 2; G2: Marlins 11, Cards 5; G3: Cards 6, Marlins 0

IN THE HOUSE: G1 19,227; G2 16,070; G3 18,066

GOING IN: Cards were 16-21, tied with the Pirates 1.5 games behind the Astros and Reds. (either in last place or third, depending on your point of view)

COMING OUT: 17-23, still tied with the Bucs and 2.5 games behind Houston

AT THE PLATE: Mark Sweeney came alive and then some. He was 4-for-9 with 4 runs scored in the series, including a double and his first two homers of the year. The second came in G3 as the lead-off batter. Also in that game Willie McGee went deep. Actually, the Cards were surprisingly efficient in driving in runners in scoring position; only 6 runners stranded on second or third. Ozzie Smith played in all three games (pinch-hitting in G1 and starting G2 and G3) and was 3-for-8 with 2 runs scored but 2 of those 6 runners stranded.

ON THE BASEPATHS: Ray Lankford took over second place in the team steals department with his fourth of the year. (Royce Clayton leads with 10.) Miguel Mejia, pinch-running for Gary Gaetti in the eighth inning of G3 swiped his second of the year. He advanced to third on a throwing error and scored on John Mabry's infield single.

ON THE MOUND: Andy Benes started G1 and broke with family tradition and pitched well (2 earned runs in 5 2/3 innings with 5 whiffs), but not well enough to get the win. HIs record fell to 1-6 but his ERA improved to 5.57. But then, he was invited to leave the game early, not by Tony La Russa, but by the umps for hitting Gary Sheffield. Donovan Osborne suffered a similar fate in G2; good outing, no win. In fact, he had a certain level of security turning over a 3-2 lead to the bullpen, which failed him miserably. In G3, Todd Stottlemyre secured his position as staff ace with a four-hit complete game shut-out to improve his record to 3-2. It was his first National League shutout. He was so strong, in fact, that he fanned all three men he faced in the bottom of the ninth inning for a total of 13 Ks in the game. Purely awesome performance.

FROM THE BULLPEN: Getting more incendiary. The firemen seem to have gas in their hoses lately. TJ Mathews and Rich Batchelor (just recalled from Louisville where his four saves was second best in the Cards' farm system), two-would-be closers, got tagged for 3 runs in 2 1/3 innings in G1. In G2, forget about it. Instead of protecting (much less saving) the 3-2 lead (in their defense, perhaps they didn't recognize one), Cory Bailey promptly gave up 3 runs in 1/3 of an inning, then Jeff Parrett gave up another 3 runs in 1 inning, and Rick Honeycutt served up his three without ever recording an out. Only Tony Fossas broke the pattern and threw a perfect three-pitch 2/3 of an inning. Little wonder that LaRussa opted to let Stottlemyre finish G3.

IN THE FIELD: 5 errors in the series served to solidify the Cards' hold on the most porous defense, the only thing that the club can seem to hold on to. Alicea had his team-leading tenth error, Clayton had his fifth, Mabry his second, and Gaetti his fourth and fifth.

CATCH-ALL: Llllllet's get rrready to rrrrunmble!! Well, at least in terms of baseball, so no actual punches were thrown. Benes hit Sheffield in G1, to which Sheffield took great exception. Both were ejected, although why Benes got thumbed for pitching inside is beyond explanation. (No way was he trying to hit Sheffield; the last thing any of the Benes clan needs is another baserunner.) Guess if the umps don't know where the strike zone is, they don't know what a beanball is.
OVERALL: This is a rough way to start a 12-game, 14-day road trip that will end up here right before Memorial Day.
UP NEXT: Three-game set with the Rockies in Denver


4.2.2 Cardinals at Colorado (May 17-19)

IN THE ARCHIVES: The Rocky Mountains turned into Heartbreak Ridge for the Cardinals as they were swept by the Rockies in three.

SCORES: G1: Rockies 12, Cards 11; G2: Rockies 9, Cards 8; G3: Rockies 10, Cards 3

IN THE HOUSE: G1 48,074; G2 48,103; G3 48,075 (all sell-outs)

GOING IN: Cards were 17-23, tied with Pittsburgh 2 games behind Houston.

COMING OUT: 17-26, all alone in last place (even the lowly Pirates don't want to hang out with these guys) but still only 4 games behind Houston, who is only one game under .500 and in first place.

AT THE PLATE: The big story is John Mabry. He accomplished something in G2 that has never been done in major league baseball history. He hit for a natural cycle - single, double triple, home run all in a row with no interruption. (Not that it counts, but he followed the dinger with a walk - intentional, no less. Don Baylor knows not to deal to the hottest hand.) He finished the game with 3 RBI and 2 runs scored. In the slugfest that was G1, four Redbirds (Royce Clayton, Tom Pagnozzi, Luis Alicea, Mabry) had two hits apiece. And Pags? His two hits were both homers late (fifth and seventh innings) in the game. He and Brian Jordan, who also homered, each had 4 RBI. In Slugfest II, The Sequel, (i.e., G2) besides Mabry, Gary Gaetti and Ray Lankford also went deep, the first time in quite a while the Cards had back-to-back 3-homer games. Lankford also went deep (and high - only the third dinger ever to reach the upper decks at Coors Field) in G3, his 11th round-tripper of the season. Mabry went 1-for-4 in G3 (and 7-for-13 in the series) to raise his average to .321, the highest by far of any Card regular. Pagnozzi was 5-for-13 in the series to boost his average to .311.

ON THE BASEPATHS: Maybe the thin air makes players faster runners as well as batter hitters. Clayton and Lankford each had a pair of steals in the series. The former was caught going for the trifects in G3.

ON THE MOUND: The thin air of Denver is no place for a struggling pitching staff, which is what the Cards seem to have. Especially those named Benes. Alan was once again shelled in G1 and got chased earlier than usual, even for him. He lasted just 1 1/3 innings and was tagged for 6 earned runs on 5 hits and 3 walks. In G2, Long lost Mike Morgan made his 1996 debut with a performance that was not great, but by comparison, worth waiting for. He yielded 2 earned runs in 5 2/3 innings with 3 strike outs. He turned a lead over to the relief corps, which is more than most starters have done lately. Andy Benes (case in point) started G3 with more success than usual, giving up only two runs in five innings. But that sixth inning did him in as he gave up 4 more runs on 4 hits and a sacrifice fly. Andy's ERA went up to 5.92 and his record sunk to 1-7.

FROM THE BULLPEN: The bullpen isn't quite bull-you-know-what, but it sure stinks up the joint. Mark Petkovsek was banished to the pen with the return of Morgan to the rotation and did his best to prove Tony La Russa was right. He came into G1 to relieve Alan and was hit for 5 runs in 4 innings. Later on, erstwhile Cardinal Cory Bailey gave up the winning run in the eighth inning and took the loss. The Cards went into the ninth inning of G2 with an 8-4 lead but Dennis Eckersley was just plain ickie as he gave up 5 runs on 4 hits, including two homers. He is now back in St. Louis for some MRI testing on his elbow. Yeah, that's the problem. Jeff Parrett was the lone reliever in G3 and in typical fashion was battered for 4 runs in 2 innings.

IN THE FIELD: It's getting better, but not much. It's sad when the worst fielding team in baseball has to look at its defense as a bright spot. Pagnozzi, Mabry, and Jordan all proved they were human by erring.

CATCH-ALL: The last time a Cardinal hit for the cycle was Lankford back in September, 1991. Before that was McGee in June, 1984. Only one Cardinal has ever hit for the cycle twice, Ken Boyer in 1961 and 1964. When Ron Gant is ready to come off the DL, Alan Benes might be Louisville bound. Petkovsek could be right back in the rotation depending on what happens to Alan Benes. Bailey has already been sent down to make room on the roster for Morgan. In G3, the Cards lost to Mark Thompson, who threw a complete game. Guess what. He's one of those dreaded replacement players from the strike last year.

OVERALL: The Cards have the worst record in the National League. Only the Tigers at 12-33 are having a more futile year. Baseball like it oughta be? It oughta be alot better than last year's team, which the 1996 version is becoming more and more like. If you average 7 runs a game, you should be able to get at least one win. But not if your staff gives up an average of more than 10 runs a game.

UP NEXT: Three-game series with Houston at the Astrodome




5.0 StLSO Numbers

5.1 Cardinals Statistics (through 5.22.96)

5.1.1 Cards Hitting Statistics
           BA  SLG  OBA   G  AB  R  H  TB 2B 3B HR RBI  BB  SO SB CS  E
Mabry    .344 .510 .394  42 151 20  52 77 11  1  4  22  11  22  0  1  3
Borders  .323 .369 .333  23  65  3  21 24  3  0  0   4   1  13  0  1  3
Sheaffer .315 .397 .351  31  73  5  23 29  4  1  0  10   4   8  2  3  2
Sweeney  .309 .456 .427  37  68 15  21 31  4  0  2   9  14  12  0  0  2
McGee    .304 .452 .350  36 115 17  35 52  8  0  3  18   8  23  0  1  2
Smith    .286 .343 .359  12  35  4  10 12  2  0  0   5   4   1  0  1  1
Lankford .284 .556 .339  45 169 25  48 94  7  3 11  34  16  45  6  2  0
Pagnozzi .284 .500 .313  23  74 11  21 37  7  0  3  15   4  12  0  1  2
Jordan   .267 .425 .305  33 120 18  32 51  7  0  4  20   6  26  2  2  1
Clayton  .253 .361 .320  42 158 21  40 57 10  2  1  15  17  34 12  5  5
Alicea   .252 .356 .320  45 163 23  41 58 14  0  1  11  16  35  3  1 11
Gaetti   .248 .400 .302  28 105 13  26 42  4  0  4   8   8  16  1  0  5
Gant     .228 .465 .355  33 101 19  23 47  4  1  6  26  19  24  3  2  3
Bradshaw .200 .200 .385   9  10  1   2  2  0  0  0   0   3   1  0  1  0
Bell     .173 .235 .247  33  81  4  14 19  2  0  1   1   7  13  0  0  4
Holbert  .000 .000 .000   1   3  0   0  0  0  0  0   0   0   0  0  0  0
Mejia    .000 .000 .000  13   6  4   0  0  0  0  0   0   0   3  2  1  0


5.1.2 Cards Pitching Statistics
           W- L    ERA   G GS CG GF SH SV   IP    H   R  ER HR  BB  SO
Mathews    1- 1   1.67  21  0  0  7  0  2  27.0  16   8   5  3  12  21
Fossas     0- 3   2.50  22  0  0  1  0  0  18.0  15   6   5  2   9  13
Batchelor  0- 0   3.18   2  0  0  2  0  0   5.2   6   2   2  0   0   3
Morgan     0- 0   3.18   1  1  0  0  0  0   5.2   5   2   2  2   2   3
Osborne    3- 2   3.26   7  7  1  0  0  0  47.0  44  24  17  6   9  25
Stott-myre 4- 2   3.82  10 10  1  0  1  0  66.0  61  29  28  8  32  62
Parrett    2- 2   4.21  18  0  0  7  0  0  25.2  23  12  12  2  14  27
Honeycutt  0- 0   4.41  20  0  0  6  0  1  16.1  16   8   8  1   6  14
Eckersley  0- 4   4.66  18  0  0 17  0  8  19.1  26  13  10  2   2  21
Petkovsek  2- 0   4.82   7  4  0  1  0  0  28.0  33  15  15  6  14  11
Bailey     2- 1   5.64  19  0  0  2  0  0  22.1  28  15  14  1  14  21
Andy Benes 1- 7   5.92  10 10  0  0  0  0  59.1  63  44  39  8  17  48
Alan Benes 4- 3   6.38  10 10  1  0  0  0  55.0  56  45  39  9  26  49
Urbani     1- 0   7.71   3  2  0  0  0  0  11.2  15  10  10  3   4   1
Barber     0- 0  15.00   1  1  0  0  0  0   3.0   4   5   5  0   6   1
Busby      0- 1  18.00   1  1  0  0  0  0   4.0   9  13   8  4   4   4


5.2 Blues Playoff Statistics (after the conclusion of the Detroit series)

5.2.1 Scoring
    NO.  PLAYER                    GP   G   A PTS +/-  PIM PP SH GW OT   S  PCTG
C   99   WAYNE GRETZKY             13   2  14  16  2     0  1  0  1  0  25   8.0
L    9   SHAYNE CORSON             13   8   6  14  1-   22  6  1  1  0  37  21.6
R   16   BRETT HULL                13   6   5  11  2    10  2  1  1  0  52  11.5
D    2   AL MACINNIS               13   3   4   7  2    20  1  0  0  0  48   6.3
D    5   IGOR KRAVCHUK             10   1   5   6  0     4  0  0  1  1  14   7.1
D   44   CHRIS PRONGER             13   1   5   6  0    16  0  0  0  0  20   5.0
R   28   BRIAN NOONAN              13   4   1   5  5-   10  0  0  0  0  21  19.0
R   27   STEPHEN LEACH             11   3   2   5  4    10  1  0  1  0  11  27.3
R   36   GLENN ANDERSON            11   1   4   5  5     6  0  0  1  1  20   5.0
C   25   PETER ZEZEL               10   3   0   3  4     2  0  1  0  0  17  17.6
L   14   GEOFF COURTNALL           13   0   3   3  2    14  0  0  0  0  26    .0
L   13   YURI KHMYLEV               6   1   1   2  1     4  0  0  1  0   8  12.5
L   18   TONY TWIST                10   1   1   2  0    16  0  0  0  0   1 100.0
C   20   ADAM CREIGHTON            13   1   1   2  4-    8  0  0  0  0  18   5.6
L   32   STEPHANE MATTEAU          11   0   2   2  2-    8  0  0  0  0  13    .0
G   30   JON CASEY                 12   0   2   2  0     8  0  0  0  0   0    .0
C   23   CRAIG MACTAVISH           13   0   2   2  0     6  0  0  0  0  11    .0
D   34   MURRAY BARON              13   1   0   1  4    20  0  1  0  0  10  10.0
D   22   CHARLIE HUDDY             13   1   0   1  1     8  0  0  0  0  14   7.1
C   15   MIKE HUDSON                2   0   1   1  1     4  0  0  0  0   0    .0
D   26   JAY WELLS                 12   0   1   1  0     2  0  0  0  0   2    .0
G   29   BRUCE RACINE               1   0   0   0  0     0  0  0  0  0   0    .0
D   33   KEN SUTTON                 1   0   0   0  0     0  0  0  0  0   1    .0
G   31   GRANT FUHR                 2   0   0   0  0     0  0  0  0  0   0    .0
L   17   BASIL MCRAE                2   0   0   0  0     0  0  0  0  0   2    .0
R   12   ROB PEARSON                2   0   0   0  1    14  0  0  0  0   2    .0
D   35  *CHRISTER OLSSON            3   0   0   0  1-    0  0  0  0  0   0    .0

5.2.2 Goaltending
  #  GOALTENDER  GPI MINS   AVG  W  L EN SO  GA  SA  SV % G  A PIM
 29  BRUCE RACINE  1    1   .00  0  0  0  0   0   0 .000  0  0   0
 31  GRANT FUHR    2   69   .87  1  0  0  0   1  45 .978  0  0   0
 30  JON CASEY    12  747  2.89  6  6  0  1  36 378 .905  0  2   8
       TOTALS     13  818  2.71  7  6  0  1  37 423 .913



6.0 StLSO Media Views by SCOTT SIMON

*KFNS/KEZK general manager Bob Burch is out at the combo just purchased by EZ Communications for $48 million. Burch and management have reached a financial settlement on the remainder of his two-year contract that he signed last winter. In other words, he has been bought out.

Karen Carroll, VP/GM of EZ's other stations in St. Louis, KSD AM/FM, and KYKY-FM, will assume duties over all five stations.

Beginning last week, Carroll began meeting with key people at KFNS and KEZK. Acquiring KEZK is a gem for EZ, always among St. Louis top five most listened to stations in all key demographics.

Some personalities at all-sports KFNS said they are nervous about meeting Carroll, who has been known to bring in bigger name producing talent. KFNS in its last two ratings scored shares of 1.0 and 1.2, respectively.

EDITOR'S NOTE: A media source tells StLSO that Burch and KFNS have an arrangement in which he will "act as a paid consultant outside the office of KFNS, but that his level of input is unknown at this time."

Which leads to what is intended to be a meaningful, straightforward and humorless question: Is that the same thing as being bought out?


*Ratings News
KPLR-TV's all-day rating last Thursday, the final game of the Blues-Red Wings series, was an 8.3, the highest in the station's history. The game was seen at one point in about 250,000 homes, around the rating KSDK-TV gets for its weekday 10 p.m. newscast. To give you an example of how outstanding KPLR's number was, KTVI and KDNL averaged between a 3.5-4.3 daily rating, according to 1995 Nielsen overnight ratings.

*National News With St. Louis Connections
--New media conglomerate WinStar Communications last week said it was going to exercise its option and become the majority owner of the Sports Fan Radio Network, headquartered in Las Vegas.

The Sports Fan Radio Network features a couple of KFNS alums, John Rabe and Rob Fischer, and was the former home of current KFNS morning anchor Howard Balzer. Many Sports Fan Radio Network programs can be heard nightly and weekends on KFNS. WinStar said it was going to begin a real time Web page in September.

*Channel 11 Sports News
Steve Gottsegen joins KPLR TV St. Louis as a Sports Reporter/Anchor. Gottsegen replaces Rob King, who left earlier this year for a job in Syracuse. Gottsegen comes from NBC affiliate KSHB Kansas City, where he was a sports reporter/producer. He's also worked in Denver and Miami.



7.0 StLSO Interactivity

*David McKeal writes from Florida--
Thanks for the great service. I really enjoyed this week's edition, even after watching the Blues in the heartbreaking seventh game loss to Detroit. Casey was amazing and deserved a better fate. But, alas, what a great series anyway!

As a former graduate of the University of Missouri School of Journalism, I would like to see your printed edition but will probably stay with the on-line version. Mail delivery here in Lake Placid adds a whole new meaning to the term "snail mail".

Thanks again for keeping us displaced St. Louisans up to date.

*Screenname JayTee1058 writes--
Jon Casey has absolutely nothing to hang his head about. What a tremendous game.

*Paul Guyot writes from California--
Thanks for the latest StLSO. It was one of the better ones this year. I would like to say, though, that Randy Hu really weakens your publication. Maybe if the other members of the team (Karraker, Crawford, Stull, etc) weren't so good, he wouldn't look so bad. Unfortunately, he's not bad as in the kind of guy you love to hate (Cosell), he's just not knowledgeable enough to comment on the sports scene. He has shown a complete lack of insight or education about the Blues and hockey in general. It's sad.


8.0 StLSO Editorials

8.1 The Experts Have Spoken

For the past several months, hockey "experts" all over St. Louis have been telling neophyte puckheads (including yours truly) that the NHL's regular season means nothing. Let's check how that statement stacks up as this year's final four has now been set.

In the East, "surprising" Florida takes on the Pittsburgh Penguins. And in the West, the Colorado Avalanche match up with the Detroit Red Wings.

Here are the facts. As far as 1995-96 regular season victories were concerned, the Red Wings (with 62 wins), the Penguins (49), the Avalanche (47), and the Panthers (41) ranked first, second, third, and tied-for-fifth overall.

The regular season means nothing? NOT. And Florida is certainly no surprise, eh?

But what should be made of year #2 of Mike Keenan's reign on Market Street?

Like much about Keenan, this year's Blues are difficult to figure out. The regular season Blues were a rather average hockey club...and were two games under five hundred for the entire 82 game campaign. The word "disappointing" comes to mind when trying to rationalize the Blues regular season results.

On the other hand, the playoff Blues were one fluke goal from advancing to the NHL's final four...and gave the league's "best" team, the Detroit Red Wings, all they could handle in the second round of the playoffs.

This bureau prefers to remember the playoff Blues, who nearly delivered a sweet payoff...as opposed to the regular season Blues, who gave their fans the regular season blues.


8.2 The StLSO Talking Puck

So what are we to make of the 1995-96 Blues? Who better to turn to than Blues GM, Mike Keenan, and Blues coach, Mike Keenan?

Have we got a treat for you. The StLSO editorial staff has come into possession of a talking hockey puck. Now that we have acquired it, we call it the StLSO Talking Puck.

The StLSO Talking Puck was invented in Chicago by one Robert Pulford, and further refined in New York by Mr. Neil Smith--both former colleagues of Mr. Keenan.

The Talking Puck is special because of its unique ability, when in the immediate vicinity of Keenan, to monitor the THOUGHTS of the Blues C&GM.

Here's the deal. The Talking Puck was placed in the overhead luggage compartment above Mike Keenan on the Blues recent return flight from Detroit (after Game 7). StLSO staff writers recovered the Talking Puck after that flight, and worked day and night listening to it ...in time for StLSO #73's deadline.

The fruits of their labor? A total reconstruction of Mike Keenan's thoughts on that airplane ride.

It seems that much of what was going through Iron Mike's mind had to do with his dual role as GM and as Coach of the St. Louis Blues. Therefore, it seemed most logical to put his thoughts into the form of a conversation between Coach Keenan and GM Keenan.

So, before you can say..."Yeah, I had dinner with Elvis last night"...here's Mike Keenan talking with Mike Keenan, courtesy of the StLSO Talking Puck.
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GM Keenan: Well...it's the end of the season...and time to evaluate your work as coach.
COACH Keenan: OK. I've been expecting this...and hope that my mental preparation for this conversation has been sufficient.

GM Keenan: Your team was two games under five hundred this year. And one game over five hundred in the playoffs.
COACH Keenan: That's right. I think I did pretty well...considering.

GM Keenan: Considering? What are you talking about?
COACH Keenan: Considering the level of talent you as GM provided me...

GM Keenan: Such as?
COACH Keenan: You signed Geoff Courtnall to a multi-year deal at $2 million + per year. I gave Courtnall lots of ice time this year. You saw the results.

GM Keenan: Yeah. He managed only 42 points. You got me there. But I signed Dale Hawerchuk in the off-season, too. You said the team needed a #1 center...and he began to play like one...AFTER I traded him to Philadelphia. What does that say about you as coach?
COACH Keenan: I know. Hawerchuk was a big disappointment. I think I misjudged his ability to adjust to my system. Or maybe it was you that misjudged his ability to adjust to my system. But what about Brian Noonan and Adam Creighton? Not exactly snipers, you know...and you signed them to multi-year deals!

GM Keenan: C'mon coach. Those were two size-and-character guys you said you wanted! To say nothing of Stephane Matteau...and Glenn Anderson...and Peter Zezel...and Yuri Khmylev...and Mike Hudson. At your request, I signed all of those guys. And what did it get us?
COACH Keenan: I know. But it's your job as GM to make the tough decisions...and not always give in to what the coach wants.

GM Keenan: Huh?
COACH Keenan: Oh...never mind.

GM Keenan: You said Shayne Corson would help fill Brendan Shanahan's shoes...
COACH Keenan: Shayne was one of our best players.

GM Keenan: But he scored just 18 goals...only five of which came at even strength.
COACH Keenan: I don't think I'm going to respond to that statement. Hey, what about this Gretzky thing?

GM Keenan: What do you mean? Wayne Gretzky is the greatest player ever to lace up skates...
COACH Keenan: That may be true. But what game were you watching during the playoffs? That wasn't Jaromir Jagr out there. Wayne tells me he's not hurt...but he IS 35 years old.

GM Keenan: It's about time we find something or someone to agree on. Two words--Grant Fuhr.
COACH Keenan: You're right. We agree on that. I can think of two other words I know we both agree on.

GM Keenan: What might those words be?
COACH Keenan: Post Dispatch.

GM Keenan: You got that right.



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