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ISSUE #88

September 9, 1996

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Edited by Mark Bausch

St. Louis Sports Online is an online sports weekly that aims to provide St. Louisans (and transplanted St. Louisans) with an additional source of news, information, and humor about St. Louis-area sports events and St. Louis-area sports teams.

Contributors to #88 include Jim Hunstein, Randy Hu, Mike Huss, Mike Rainey, and several StLSO subscribers.

Everything's happening at once on the St. Louis sports scene, and StLSO #88 is our biggest yet. Look for an interesting Q and A with Louisville Redbirds manager Joe Pettini (3.1), along with 1996 final Redbirds' statistics (5.2).

Be sure to check out Jim Hunstein's "A Sports Fix" (3.3), as well as Hunstein's informative Cards and Rams recaps.

Finally, look to the Interactivity portion of StLSO (7.0) for great thoughts from you, StLSO's loyal subscribers.

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St. Louis Sports Online SEPTEMBER.96.2 CONTENTS

1.0 StLSO News and Notes
2.0 StLSO Sports Shorts
2.1 Cardinals News by the StLSO staff
2.2 Rams Report by JIM HUNSTEIN
2.3 Blues News by MIKE RAINEY
2.4 StLSO Quote of the Week
2.5 StLSO Headlines of the Week
3.0 StLSO Features
3.1 Joe Pettini Q and A
3.2 Player Comments About Joe Pettini
3.3 A Sports Fix by JIM HUNSTEIN
3.4 Cardinal Quotes from 9.4.96 Post-Game contributed by Jim Hunstein
3.5 Hot Dogging It by JIM HUNSTEIN
3.6 The Late Eighties It Ain't by MIKE HUSS
3.7 Top 15 Things Prettier Than The Rams Loss To The 49ers by JIM HUNSTEIN
3.8 Sacrificial Rams by RANDY HU
4.0 StLSO Recaps by JIM HUNSTEIN
4.1 Cardinals Series-by-Series Summaries
4.2 Rams at San Francisco: Same As It Ever Was
5.0 StLSO Numbers
5.1 Cardinals Statistics (through 9.9.96)
5.2 Louisville Redbirds Statistics (final)
5.3 Game Statistics: Rams vs. 49ers
5.4 Major League Baseball Standings (through September 9)
6.0 StLSO Media Views by MARK BAUSCH
7.0 StLSO Interactivity
8.0 StLSO Editorial--The Home Stretch


St. Louis Sports Online SEPTEMBER.96.2

1.0 StLSO News and Notes

As the pennant race really starts to heat up, it is good to see that Tony La Russa has come to a set plan as far his bullpen is concerned. While it seems that lefties Rick Honeycutt and Tony Fossas are used whenever necessary, TJ Mathews is now firmly in place as the team's set-up man. Not a bad role for Mathews, who, despite an occasional blow-up, has managed to limit opposing batters to a team-low .199 batting average. Mathews' numbers really are quite impressive: in 76.1 innings, he has allowed only 55 hits and 27 walks, while striking out 75 batters.

La Russa himself has suggested recently that Mathews may be developing into the kind of pitcher who could eventually close games at the major-league level. This off-season should be interesting in that regard, as GM Walt Jocketty analyzes a bullpen laden with forty-something types (with Honeycutt, Fossas, and Eckersley all on the long side of 40 years of age)

That the '96 season is The Year of the Home Run...and maybe the year of the Juiced Ball...is dramatized by the relatively large number of home runs allowed by the Cards four top starters--29 (Todd Stottlemyre in 29 starts); 26 (Alan Benes in 29 starts); 25 (Andy Benes in 30 starts) and 19 (Donovan Osborne in 27 starts).

Compare those numbers with the HRs allowed by Cardinals' starters during 1982's regular season: 12 (Joaquin Andujar in 37 starts); 16 (Bob Forsch in 34 starts and Steve Mura in 30 starts); and 8 (Dave LaPoint and John Stuper, both in 21 starts).


The Rams offensive line performance continues to mystify talent experts around the league. Several of the players on that line (Bern Brostek, Dwayne White, Wayne Gandy, and Zach Wiegert) are reasonably well thought of...but as a unit, the line hasn't performed with any level of consistency during the Rams tenure in St. Louis.

Coach Rich Brooks is getting a lot of heat for inserting Tony Banks into the lineup, for his first NFL snap, against the powerhouse 49ers...when the Rams were at their own one-yard line. Brooks' explanation of the timing of that move (that he and his staff had decided before the game to make a change (to Banks) if starter Steve Walsh proved incapable of leading the team...regardless of the situation) seems reasonable from this corner...although one could find fault with the decision itself...as well as the team's lack of effort to re-sign last year's backup QB, Mark Rypien.

Lawrence Phillips-Tim Biakabutuka update: Advantage, Touchdown Timmy.


The Blues have opened up their 1996 training camp...and Blues' fans have no doubt had their fill of seeing ex-Blues Brendan Shanahan, Curtis Joseph, Rod Brind'Amour, Scott Stevens, and Wayne Gretzky play in the 1996 World Cup of Hockey. Brett Hull is one Blue playing (and starring) in the tournament, and it doesn't take much of an imagination to think that The Golden Brett really enjoys showing the world his talent.

Also on the Blues' front--Blues executive VP Ron Caron said that an upcoming trade of a defenseman (for a playmaking center) is all but certain. Lordy...it seemed like the Blues were more fun when Caron had a significant role with the team.

Finally, this bureau finds the latest word from the Blues brain?trust interesting--word from Market Street is that the team will give long looks to some of the youngsters in this year's training camp. Says here that, come playoff time, Mordecai (Three-Finger) Brown would have been able to count on one hand (his pitching hand) the number of players on the Blues' roster under the age of 25.



2.0 StLSO Sports Shorts

2.1 Cardinals News by the StLSO staff

*Division Series tickets for home games involving the Cardinals will go on sale on Sunday, September 15 at 8 am CDT. The tickets will be sold on a random first-come, first-served basis with a limit of four tickets per order. The number to call? (314)-421-2400...there will be no mail orders or box office sales.

Terrace reserved ($15), bleacher seats ($10), and standing room ($10) tickets are the only tickets available for purchase. There is an additional $10 postage and handling charge for each order.

*Brian Jordan recently collected his third NL Player of the Week honor...this time for the week of September 2 - 8, 1996. Jordan was 11-for-22 in six games with four doubles....and is currently batting .318 with 15 homers and a career-high 96 RBI.

*Gary Gaetti is leading the NL in fielding percentage at .972 (7 errors in 247 chances) among third basemen. 52 of his 65 RBI have come since June 1. And 11 of his 18 homers have been solo shots.

*Royce Clayton has hit in 68 percent (77 of 112) of his games played. He has a team high 23 infield hits (one came in G3 against the Astros) and 9 bunt hits.

*The Cards are 44-31 since Ron Gant came off the DL (right hamstring) on June 16. He drilled his 11th career homer in that game.

*Brian Jordan now has 31 RBI when the bases are loaded. He's hitting .684 (13-for-19) with the sacks juiced and .420 (55-for-131) with runners merely in scoring position, second in the NL. 13 of his 14 homers have come on the road and he's hitting .330 (46-for-139) after the 6th inning.

*Ray Lankford has the highest stolen base success rate (91 percent; 3-for-33) in the NL among runners with at least 30 attempts. He has scored 35 runs in his last 44 starts. He has committed only one error this season.

*Willie McGee is batting .344 (42-for-122) with runners in scoring position and .336 (47-140) at Busch. He leads the team with 10 pinch hits and 8 pinch RBI.

*Dennis Eckersley is 26-for-29 in save opportunities, second best in the NL. Two of his three blown saves were back in April. Eck has saves in 7 of the last 10 Cards victories.

*Feeling a sense of foreboding about the upcoming west coast road trip? Not surprising; the Cards have won only 7 of 18 games against the Giants and Dodgers this year.

*The Cardinals have 3 players with 20 or more homers (Ron Gant with 26, Ray Lankford with 21, and Gary Gaetti right at 20) for the first time since 1957.

*The pitching rotation for the Giants series shapes up as follows: Andy Benes goes Monday night; Mark Petkovsek pitches Tuesday; and Danny Jackson is slated to start on Wednesday. Tony La Russa hopes that Alan Benes is ready to go sometime during the Dodgers series.


2.2 Rams Report by JIM HUNSTEIN

*RB Lawrence Phillips faces more problems off the field. In a story reported in the Post, Katherine McEwen, the women he attacked by at Nebraska, has filed a civil suit against the running back. She alleges that Phillips beat, threatened, and sexually assaulted her during their 2-year relationship. The law suit was filed August 16 in Kansas CIty but remained sealed until September 3.

*Looking for some help on the offensive line, the Rams signed former Kansas City OL Joe Valerio. He had been waived this preseason by the Chiefs after being used in a number of roles since being drafted in the second round of the 1991 draft. Valerio (6-5, 295) played guard, tackle, and center (including deep snapper). He was also a fan favorite as the primary receiver on tackle-eligible plays, having caught a TD pass from Joe Montana in 1993 and Steve Bono in 1995.

*OT Zach Wiegert and DT D'Marco Farr have been named to Muscle and Fitness magazine's 1996 NFL Strength Team.

*The Rams have rushed for a total of 106 yards in two games. Former Bighorn Jerome Bettis gained more than that for his new team (the Steelers) on Sunday against the Ravens. He also scored a touchdown, which the entire Rams team couldn't do against the 49ers. By the way, fellow former Bighorn Leonard Russell rushed for 62 yards and 2 TDs for the Chargers over the Bengals. Hmmm. Maybe they can run after all and the problem is the offensive line. Duh.

*Speaking of porous, the O-line has the distinction of allowing the 49ers to score two safeties for the first time in franchise history. It should be noted that the Rams hold the NFL record for scoring three safeties in a game. That was against the Giants on September 30, 1984.

*The Rams had only 105 net yards of offense against the Niners. The franchise record for fewest yards is 58 on November 29, 1942 against the Bears. The 105 yards were the 49ers' lowest yield since 1977 and the Rams' six first downs was the Niners fourth lowest yield in their history.

*How strong is the defense? Very. They are allowing only 2.5 yards per rushing attempt. The longest run from scrimmage this year is the 12-yard jaunt by Derek Loville on Sunday. They went into the game ranked 2nd against the rush in the NFL. They were 21st against the pass (and 10th overall) but did not allow the luminous Steve Young-Jerry Rice connection into the end zone.

*Here's an idea: Shotgun formation. If the line is letting everyone through, why not start the quarterback five yards back and hit the quick routes?

*The 49ers' average starting position was their own 48-yard line. The Rams' was their own 20. The 49ers got into the red zone inside the Rams' 20) seven times; only three were converted to TDs on two one-yard runs and a two-yard run and two became field goals. The Rams managed to cross the mid-field stripe once all day.

*This was the 12th loss in a row for the Rams against the 49ers. This one had to be the dirtiest of the dozen.

*The Rams have lost OL Jesse James for four games (including Sunday's game with San Francisco) due to a suspension by the NFL for violating the league's drug- and alcohol-abuse guidelines. James, a second-round draft choice in 1995, was something of a risk to begin with, having tested positive for drug use prior to the draft. Because of that, he was under extra monitoring by the league. A 4-game suspension is given for a second offense. He played one game with the Rams last year and may not practice or play until Sunday, October 13.

*WR Billy Williams, who impressed in training camp and had been assigned to the practice squad, was activated and took James's place on the roster.

*CB Jeremy Lincoln was signed by the Rams on Wednesday and has agreed to a two-year deal worth $1.5 million, including a $300,000 signing bonus, a $376,000 salary this year, and an $825,000 salary next year.


2.3 Blues News by MIKE RAINEY

*Blues offensive news--

As the Blues open training camp, former Blue Ron Sutter is one of the center candidates. Among the better-known newcomers at center include former first-round draft choice Robert Petrovicky and Jim Campbell, who, prior to playing on the 1994 US Olympic team, was Montreal's second draft choice in the 1991 entry draft.

Sutter, Petrovicky, and Campbell join Shayne Corson, Adam Creighton, Mike Hudson, Craig MacTavish, and Peter Zezel at center.

Right wing seems set, with Brett Hull, Steve Leach, Joe Murphy, Brian Noonan, and Rob Pearson more-or-less firmly in place.

Left wing? Pencil in Geoff Courtnall, Yuri Khmylev, Stephane Matteau, Basil McRae, Tony Twist, and newcomer Scott Pellerin.

*The Blues officially opened training camp on Sunday with physicals given at the Double-Tree Hotel in West County. Chris Pronger and Grant Fuhr, who didn't fare very well in this area last year, excelled this year. Pronger build a weight room in his cottage this summer, and worked hard at adding bulk to his 6'5" frame, while Fuhr, who reported 25 pounds overweight last year, tipped the scales at a trim 193 on Sunday.

*Fuhr has made a remarkable recovery from his potentially career threatening injury in the playoffs last spring. He is weeks ahead of schedule in his rehab program, and very well could be in the nets opening night.

*Brett Hull won't be in camp for a while yet. Hull is starring for Team USA in the World Cup of Hockey tournament which will conclude this week. Team USA has advanced to the finals against Canada in a best-of-three series that will begin in Montreal on Tuesday. Hull has 4 goals in the tournament thus far.

*Without a true number 1 center on the roster, Coach Mike Keenan is planning on using Shayne Corson in that role to start the season. Corson is naturally a winger, but Keenan is desperate for help in at center ice.

*Keenan feels his defensive corps of Al MacInnis, Murray Baron, Pronger, Igor Kravchuk, Marc Bergevin, and Trent Yawney is one of the 2 or 3 best in the NHL. Jamie Rivers could also fit into the mix if he finally develops and has a solid training camp.


2.4 StLSO Quote of the Week

Jack Buck, speaking to a recent Sports Open Line caller who asked about the proper name of the "foul pole" (i.e. fair pole or foul pole) in light of Joe Buck's recent FOX telecast in which the younger Buck referred to it as a fair pole:

"Really? Well, he's still my son. I'll tell him that it's a foul pole. And you listen, because if in the future he refers to it as a fair pole, then...well...I guess that means I've lost control of my kids."


2.5 StLSO Headline of the Week

*From the 9.8.96 Post-Dispatch: "What's Up: Keenan Sees 'Kids' As Exciting"

*From the 9.3.96 Post-Dispatch: "Golden Oldies" with a sub-head "McGee, Smith Give Cards Comeback Win"



3.0 StLSO Features

3.1 Joe Pettini Q and A

The 1996 American Association regular season has ended. For Joe Pettini, who just completed his third season as manager of the Louisville Redbirds (the Cardinals AAA farm affiliate), the season's end provided what undoubtedly was a welcome relief to a less-than-spectacular year for his club.

Pettini, who in his second year at the half of the Redbirds (1995) led his squad to the American Association championship (in part due to strong playoff pitching performances by Alan Benes), couldn't have been pleased by the following Louisville Redbird numbers for the just-completed 1996 campaign:

*Fourth and last in the American Association East, with a 60-84 W-L record, 24 games behind division-leading Buffalo.

*Seventh out of eight AmAs teams in batting average (.250; Buffalo's .273 team BA led the league) and last in runs scored (583; Buffalo's 723 runs scored led the league).

*Eighth and last in team ERA (4.76; Indianapolis' 3.53 ERA led the league)

But a minor league manager's job is two-fold. In addition to fielding a competitive team (to keep the local ownership and fans happy), he is also responsible for the care and grooming of his organization's top major-league prospects.

With that in mind, the StLSO staff jumped at the chance to interview Joe Pettini. Pettini, who made it to the "Big Show" as an infielder with the Giants in the early 1980's, has managed in the Cardinals' minor league farm system for the past eight years (1989--Hamilton in the New York-Pennsylvania league; 1990--St. Petersburg in the Florida State League; 1991-93--Arkansas in the Texas League; and 1994-96--Louisville in the American Association).

During that time, Pettini has managed at least two dozen young men who at some point in their career put on the St. Louis Cardinal uniform, including current Cardinals Donovan Osborne, John Mabry, and Dmitri Young. Other current Cardinals that Pettini managed at Louisville include Mark Sweeney, Rich Batchelor, and Mike Di Felice.

Pettini, a native of West Virginia, was graduated from Mercer University in 1977. His major league debut came in 1980 as a member of the San Francisco Giants. His lifetime major league batting average? A meager .203, in 188 games.

A main highlight of Pettini's minor league managerial career was the 1995 American Association championship that his Louisville Redbirds took home.

Just a year later, though, Pettini's club was more than a bit shy of championship caliber.

The following Q and A was conducted late Thursday evening (September 5)...just a few days after Pettini returned home.

The start of the interview was delayed a bit...because when we first touched base, Pettini was communicating with his boss, Cardinals Farm Director Mike Jorgensen.


StLSO: Joe, thank you in advance. Our readers will appreciate hearing from you. As I hope you realize, St. Louis Sports Online is an electronic magazine that attempts to intelligently inform our readers about all matters pertaining to St. Louis sports.

Pettini: I enjoy reading it...it keeps me informed.


StLSO: You've managed the AAA Louisville Redbirds for three seasons. How do you assess the just-completed 1996 Redbirds season?

Pettini: Overall, as a team, not real successful. But looking at it from a development standpoint, I think we did a good job as far as getting a Dmitri Young, Rich Batchelor, Mike Di Felice, Aaron Holbert, and a Mike Gulan a step closer to being ML players...not to mention a Eric Ludwick, Manny Aybar, etc.


StLSO: Who were the best teams this year in the American Association?

Pettini: Buffalo, no doubt, for much of the season. Indy was strong, except for so many player moves throughout much of the season, and Omaha and Iowa featured many outstanding young players.


StLSO: And who were some of the best players in the American Association this year?

Pettini: Jeff Abbott (OF, Nashville, White Sox system); he and Dmitri [Young] fought it out to the end for batting title. Nigel Wilson (OF, Buffalo, Indians system) is a very good offensive player but sub-standard defensively. Lee Stevens (DH, Oklahoma City, Rangers system) had a shot at the triple crown.


StLSO: What sticks out in your mind the most regarding your years in Louisville?

Pettini: Louisville has been a big part of my career. [I] spent parts of three seasons playing there, two coaching when I retired as a player, and [I] just finished my third year as the manager. I've been a part of three championships and five play-off teams. [Louisville is] a good city and has a good ballpark. Louisville has good fans and [there are] good people working there. I feel very good about being able to spend the years there that I did...and especially working with an organization like St. Louis.


StLSO: You've managed at all levels in the Cards organization, starting with Hamilton in the NYP league in 1989. Is it correct to assume that you aspire to manage in the major leagues?

Pettini: In the future, yes. It's been a while since I've been there. My last season in the major leagues was '83 with the Giants. I would be more realistic getting back as a coach first.


StLSO: So a major league third-base coaching job would be a step closer...in your view...to your eventual goal of managing in the big leagues?

Pettini: Any kind of job at that level. Before getting any recognition for a ML managing job, you have to get back to that level, work at that level with some kind of success before your name could ever get thrown in a hat for a managing job. I'm not somebody who's name is recognized by a lot of people.


StLSO: You managed the Texas League's Arkansas Travelers (AA) in '91, '92, and '93. What sticks out in your mind from those three years?

Pettini: Those were the learning years. Little Rock was a great place. A lot of players came through there with me. [The Southern league is] a great league with good competition. [It was my] first time seeing so many prospects in one season, and it was a very good learning experience for me as well as the players playing there for the first time

The competition was a lot more consistent [in AA ball], and for me, as a manager, it put everybody on close to an even playing field for the first time.


StLSO: Who were the best players on your...'89 Hamilton team?...your '90 St. Pete team...your '91-'93 Arkansas teams...and your '94-'96 Louisville teams?

Pettini: That's a tough question to put in perspective. Is it a player who helps you win, or a guy who struggles but know eventually will pitch or play in the ML's?

As far as prospects are concerned: Tripp Cromer at Hamilton and St. Pete; Donovan Osborne and John Mabry at Arkansas; and Dmitri Young at Louisville. Those are some of the best prospects that came along with me.

But as far as players who played well for me at those levels, you could name Tracy Woodson, Ray Giannelli, Gerald Young, Scott Coolbaugh, Howard Prager, etc. Understand?


StLSO: That's my next question. Is there a difference between a given minor league team's best players and that same team's best major league prospects?

Pettini: There's a big difference. Prospects are the young players that come along within your organization. You get them along the way, teach them, watch them develop, and hope that someday they'll help your ML team. A lot of times, especially in AAA, you sign what we call six-year minor league free agents, who may be players that have some major league time. These players may have had a good deal of success at the minor league level, too.

You sign [six-year minor league free agents] for two reasons--

One-To help your minor league club have some success.

Two- If your big league team needs help during the season, and you don't have any young players ready at that position, you have an experienced player ready to fill in that isn't going to Geeb out on you.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Mark Petkovsek was a recent Cardinals signee as a six-year free agent.


StLSO: Can you tell us about your playing career a bit...

Pettini: As far as my career, I was a borderline player, who happened to make it to the major leagues and spent parts of four years there as a utility player. One thing I try to tell my players in the minor leagues is that you can make it with desire, hard work, and playing the game right and hard. I made it, and I wasn't that good. It's such a waste to see a lot of today's players expect promotions to the ML level just because they put in their time. A promotion to the major leagues...that's something that has to be earned. Those are the best players in the world. Not just anybody gets to go there and play.


StLSO: A check of the recordbook indicates that you hit one home run in your big league career. Surely you remember the situation?

Pettini: In Chicago, vs. Willie Hernandez, top of the ninth inning and we were only up about 10 runs. By the way, it was against the wind.


StLSO: That one big league homer means that you hit one more home run in your big league career than Tony La Russa did in his...

Pettini: What can I say, I was a better hitter.


StLSO: Your extensive experience in both the major and minor leagues as a player and coach and manager (over 20 years), combined with the fact that you're a college graduate, gives you a unique perspective on the following question:

If, in the spring of 1997, you were a highly-recruited senior in high school with the necessary academic attributes to be accepted at a good four year college (that also has a solid college baseball tradition), would you lean toward college baseball or would you consider starting your post-high school baseball career in some club's minor league organization?

Pettini: When I graduated from HS, that was hardly a question at all. In fact I told all scouts my mind was already made up. Today, with the money handed out to young players to forgo college, it's very hard to turn it down. That's if a player is a high enough pick and thought of enough to warrant that kind of compensation for not going to school.

If a player is of marginal talent, I feel it is still a wise move to go to school first. If the talent is there, he'll get his time at the major level. Having been in pro baseball for twenty years now, you see a lot more players walk away without a major league pension then those who do make it. Besides it only takes a five or six year major league career nowadays for a kid to be pretty well set up financially. It's awfully tough releasing kids who have been around the minor leagues for 9-10 years without a degree or big-league time. But like I said, if someone offers you a million and a half to sign a contract, what would you do?


StLSO: I'd take the dough.

Were there major influences on you in terms of your decision to make a career out of baseball after your playing career was over? And are you pleased with that decision?

Pettini: Very much pleased. To start off with, one would never get into the business without having an extreme love for it. You can only play so long. Some of us, not as long as we would have liked. Staying in the game that you've spent your whole life in wasn't much of a decision. Lee Thomas, when he was farm director, and Jim Fregosi, whom I played for in Louisville, were a big part of getting me to stay on with the Cardinals as a coach and eventually as a manager.


StLSO: Undoubtedly you're aware of what happened at Little Rock this year, in terms of which young prospects in the St. Louis organization made progress as far as their baseball skills are concerned. Do you expect to manage the Redbirds again next year, and have you given much thought yet to what your 1997 Louisville Redbirds lineup might look like?

Pettini: Well, you never know year to year. I, for one, would love to be back in Louisville next year. For one thing, Louisville has meant so much to me in my career, and even though we finished with a championship last year, I'd hate to leave there on such a sour note. We weren't as competitive as you would have liked.

But there are many ways to help an organization, and I could be in another position next year. I do love managing, it's the closest thing to putting on a glove and taking a swing.

Playing this game is the ultimate.

As far as next year's line-up in Louisville. Pitching should be very strong. Guys like {Manny] Aybar, [Matt] Morris, [Mike] Busby (if healthy)...these are big time definite prospects. As you know, you don't get very far without pitching.

Everyday players playing for Louisville next year could be Mike Gulan, Aaron Holbert, and Elieser Marrero (C from AA Arkansas). They'll definitely need some help as far as bullpen is concerned, especially with a good lefthanded relief guy.

With Fossas and Honeycutt, it would be smart to find a guy at that level that could do the job there, and out of necessity, be called up and help out at ML level. There aren't any lefthanders that are ready or available down below. Unless you move a starter to the pen. I'm not real familiar with just how good some of the pitchers below are.


StLSO: What occupies your time during the off-season, and when do you make the trip to St. Pete? I assume you're involved in organizational meetings before then. I'm trying to get an idea as to how much "time off" from baseball you get...

Pettini: When I first started managing, I went to the winter league in St. Pete for about five straight years. When I got to AAA, when the season went a little longer with play-offs, I started just relaxing at home and getting some time with the family. It can be a long year being away so long...with a wife who is a school teacher and a daughter and son at home.

The off-season gives me a chance to be with them. Baseball is a love, they are my life. Plus you need the time to recharge. Baseball seasons aren't like the others. It's every day for seven months. It's very demanding physically and mentally. That's the case whether you're playing, coaching or managing. With some time off, your ready to jump in head over heels when spring training comes around.


StLSO: Could you provide short profiles of Mike Gulan, Micah Franklin, and Mike DiFelice?

Pettini:

*Mike Gulan--a player with a few weapons. Good hands, good arm, and can hit with a little power. Just needs consistency with all of them. To play at a major league level...consistency is the name of the game. Not just flashes here and there. He needs more time.

*Micah Franklin- Has some tools but will have to improve all levels to advance. Offensively, has some power, but very inconsistent. Defensively is where most improvement is needed. Likes to concentrate on hitting the most. Might not be able to hit enough to overlook defensive flaws.

*Mike Di Felice--one of the guys I had more pleasure sending to the major leagues than any other. Very good kid, hard worker, wants to help a team win. Probably talking a ML back-up catcher. Outstanding defensively. Good at blocking ball, throwing out runners, very accurate with throws. Offensively, no slouch, close to an average hitter with occasional pop.


StLSO: After watching major league managers and coaches rather closely for the past two years, my sense of things is that many of the coaches (in particular pitching coaches) know at least as much about baseball and handling players as most managers...but they don't particularly relish dealing with the media, and prefer to do their work more in the background. Would you care to comment on that statement?

Pettini: I may not be sufficiently qualified to comment. Part of the manager's job is to deal with the media. Coaches are there to coach and help the players. Talking to the media at times for them may be more of an inconvenience than anything else. The "what can it accomplish" attitude. Their main job is to help the players and the team win.


StLSO: That's a really good answer, Joe. Finally, what are your favorite Web Sites, and what are your favorite parts of St. Louis Sports Online?

Pettini: The Cardinals, what else!!!!!!!!

I think we've covered about everything. Keep the Cardinals hot in September. I would like to come to St. Louis for a World Series game again.


3.2 Player Comments About Joe Pettini

Mark Sweeney: "He was my manager for three weeks last year when I was traded to St. Louis and told that I was to learn the first base position. I had three weeks to accomplish that task, and Joe Pettini was a big part of my learning the position.

"He's an unbelievably hard worker...such a scrapper...with an overachiever-type attitude. [He's] the type of guy that doesn't BS you...and he's there to do the work every day. In my case that meant a crash course at first base...he was there every day for me, hitting ground balls.

"In addition, I've been on another organization's AAA team, and I can tell you that Joe does a very good job with the two types of players on most AAA rosters--the team's best prospects as well as those players not considered prospects any more. That's a tough thing to do at that level."


*Rich Batchelor--"[Pettini] knows the game well. He's been around awhile. I would definitely call him a players' manager. He's a great guy both on and off the field.

"I felt bad for him this year. It was a bad year, and kind of a let down for him with the season.

"I was a closer all through my career in the Yankees' system...but that changed when I was traded over here. But this spring, Joe went to bat for me to get the closer's role. He stuck with me all year, and all the save situations [for Louisville] this year were mine."


*Mike Di Felice--"Joe Pettini is like a father figure to me. He took care of my attitude on the field in order to prepare me for this step. Everything was positive in order to get me ready to move on to this level.

"[He] always worked on consistency and focus...and would get on me as soon as I made mistakes. He has been there for me...when he felt he could help me...hitting, fielding, mentally...he took the time because he knew I had the ability to get here. His experience [as a major leaguer] definitely helped me get here."


3.3 A Sports Fix by JIM HUNSTEIN

I stare straight ahead and see nothing. There is noise but I hear nothing. I am seated but feel nothing. There is nothing to taste or smell.

Sensory deprivation tank? Nope. Driving through western Kansas. (And, to be fair, eastern Colorado.) Nothing but horizon as far as the eye can see, even with binoculars. The kids are bickering in the backseat but I tuned them out miles ago. (Great ploy for you traveling parents: Individual tape players and a box of cassettes. Keeps than amused for hours. Especially if you give them blank tapes and tell them to wait for the scary story.) My wife is listening to a book on tape, "The Tenth Insight". I got news for you, the 11th Insight is that the author is full of the stuff you put 10 pounds of in a 5-pound bag

We are on our way to our first real vacation in way too long. But I can't get sports out of my mind. I love sports. Only gone for a day and I miss it. So I decided to use my interminable driving time to figure out a way to improve and or save a few of my favorites.

Keep in mind that I think sports are one of the greatest diversions ever invented this side of strip poker. There is nothing better than taking in a baseball game on a pleasant summer evening. Or watching a football or hockey game with the kids. I personally take credit for the 1988 men's Olympic volleyball team for winning the gold because every time I held my then-newborn daughter, they won a point.

But let's concentrate on the issue at hand. And that is that many sports have room for improvement. Following are a few random thoughts on a few random sports:

OLYMPICS: Speaking of...

*The most important thing they can do to fix the Olympics is to move them to odd years. By playing every Leap Year, they tend to be come the lead-in to the most dreaded time of life; Election Season. This is like not being able to enjoy your three-day weekend because of the ubiquitous furniture ads on TV.

*Eliminate all sports that have to be judged. That's just asking for partiality and potential corruption. Besides, who can tell the difference between a 7.126 and a 7.234, which could mean the silver instead of the goal? However, anyone can see a .10 difference in first and second in the 100. No non-Olympic judged events (predominantly dog shows and beauty pageants) are hardly taken seriously by anyone not directly involved.

*No pros. Sorry, but I rooted against the Dream Team and I feel no less American.

*Just because it's something more than a handful of people enjoy does not mean it should be an Olympic sport. Mountain biking, boardsailing, mogul skiing, and yachting have no business there.

*We don't need every single event of any given sport. Cut out a third of the track & field events and no one will miss them. Much as I love it, beach volleyball is expendable. Would you believe that there is a movement underway to add 4-on-4 beach volleyball? If you can accept team handball you can. (What's team handball? Water polo without the pool.)


BASEBALL:

*No artificial turf. If you can't grow grass, you can't play. (This does not apply to the Cards; they have a grass field by definition only.)

*Eliminate the designated hitter. It's a joke and hampers AL-NL comparisons. Those who are concerned that the cement-gloved old fogies that would be put out of work can take heart that the impending expansion will give plenty of major league jobs to non-deserving players. Also get rid of the DH in the minors. In little league, the pitchers were invariably the best athletes on the field. By the time they reach the bigs, they can't even bunt their way out of a wet paper bag. Why? They're not sure where the bat rack is. Keep their batting eyes sharp by making them hit.

*Now that the DH is toast, bring on interleague play. It hasn't hurt any other sport; their championship finals are as popular (read: profitable) as ever if not more so.

*And melt down all those aluminum bats to make more beer cans. (However, I am a true believer in titanium on the public parks softball fields. God I love modern technology.)

*As with most sports, the season is getting too long. Shorten the regular season if they decide to keep the insipid wildcard playoffs. Nothing should run from Valentine's Day to Halloween. My car won't, why should the baseball season?


FOOTBALL:

*Again, punt the turf. Football should be outside. My apologies to the Rams and the TWA Dome people, but how is Sean Landeta supposed to kick high enough to bring rain if they're indoors? How about a retractable roof that stays open during the week to grow the grass and then shut it if there is more than six inches of snow on game day.

*Flags for chop blocks by the offensive lineman. They're out there trying to end careers more than protect a passer.

*A big yes to instant replay. But step up the process. If TV can show the play from every conceivable angle short of the nostrilcam within seconds, the replay judge ought to come up with a decision sooner. Guess he's just waiting for the bribery bids to come in.

*And what's up with the quarterback rating? It's absolutely meaningless if the fans don't know what goes into computing it. At one point last season, Todd Kinchen threw an incompletion on a trick play and had a higher rating than Mark Rypien. (Maybe that's why neither's a Bighorn any more.) A stat like that is garbage. It's like the decathlon, which is based on a point total. Where do the points come from?


HOCKEY:

*Season is way too long. (And expensive, but we all know that and nothing will change it.) Everyone from the owners to players to Joe Winebox (he's Joe Sixpack's rich cousin) in in the club seats knows that the season is nothing more than a seeding process for the playoffs. Cut the regular season in half and save us some dough.


BASKETBALL:
*Ditto.

*There are way, way, way, way too many time outs. You can cook a roast with a crock pot in the last minute of a close NBA game.

*Automatic ejection for intentional fouls. Premeditated murder always carries a stiffer penalty than involuntary manslaughter.


SOCCER:

*Sorry, America, but some sports just don't get to be high scoring affairs. But maybe if they played on a field smaller than Ireland...

*Wonder why so many people don't care about soccer? Who can love a sport where no one falls on a loose ball?


TENNIS:

*Lighten up. Let the fans make some noise or at least get up to go to the bathroom. It's a hell of a lot harder to hit a 90 mph fastball than a ball you just tossed over your own head. Let the people cheer when they want. Right now too much noise is coming from the spoiled brat players who complain too loud when the linesmen (there are those judges again) offend them and they need attention because their parents sent them to a concentration camp with sunblock.

*Fix that scoring system. What brainiac thought up Love-15-30-40? And why hasn't someone smarter changed it to 0-1-2-3?

(EDITOR'S NOTE: In a previous feature, Mr. Hunstein offended Australian readers of StLSO...s'pose now we'll hear from the Brits?)

*Put some kind of limit on the rackets. First they became metal, then bigger, and now longer. It's just a matter of time before they discover pine tar.

*Why are people still bowing at Wimbledon? They actually had to bow to lame duck royalty like Diana. Didn't we fight an entire war and earn a mid-summer holiday to stop having to bow to those inbreeds?

(EDITOR'S NOTE: The previous editor's note was written without any knowledge of the Wimbledon comments...)


GOLF:

*One word: Shorts


BOXING:

*I'm not going to say anything bad about boxing because I'm afraid of the Mafia.


AUTO RACING:

*Motor sports is an oxymoron.


HORSERACING:

*This is a sport only if you're the horse. Otherwise, all you do is hand on and wipe mud from your eyes. And hope it's just mud.


GAMBLING:

*Not a sport? Then why are the odds all over the agate page? Gambling is a way of life, but not a sport. It's prominence on the sports pages does not make it a sport. If it did, then by the same example strip bars would be sports.


3.4 Cardinal Quotes from 9.4.96 Post-Game contributed by Jim Hunstein

*Manager Tony La Russa on getting Craig Biggio out in 14 at-bats: "It's a freak thing. He's such a great player. Some times a guy runs through a few at-bats where there's no basehits. But I'd hate to have to play the Astros having to get Biggio out to win the game. I'm telling you you're not going to be very successful."

*La Russa on the sweep: "We have a good attitude. We were just concentrating on the series we were playing. We're just going to play them one at a time. The idea was to win the series. Coming in today, we didn't want to set any limits. If they were good enough to beat us, you just tip your cap. We didn't want to just be satisfied with two. We were going to take our best shot. Turned out all right."

*La Russa on momentum: "There is something to momentum. I think it's a little bit overplayed as far as carrying game to game. It's definitely a factor during the game. I think it was [Earl] Weaver who said, 'The starting pitcher the next day tales your momentum away.' So you have to be careful getting too excited about the first game. But it definitely gave up some positive vibes."*La Russa on Tom Pagnozzi's power surge: "I'm glad you brought that up. The way the game was played, and you respect that [Houston] offense, every time we added a run it was huge. Most of the time, he gets credit for his defense. He's had a big offensive year. But today was real special. We needed all the runs."

*La Russa on Dennis Eckersley's at-bat: "Because he's not expected to hit much, and because sometimes he's got a little ouch here and there, he rarely even takes batting practice. He probably hadn't taken a swing in batting practice in two or three months. When he was with the Cubs and I was with the White Sox, I saw him go deep a couple times. I mentioned that to Ray [Lankford], "I've seen this man hit a ball hit a home run in Wrigley Field.' Ray said, 'Not tonight.' "

*La Russa on the day off after six wins in a row: "I think it's a good day off for our club. We only got three this month so I think we better take them and be glad we got them... We'll take the day off. I think the guys have earned it."

*La Russa on the Padres coming in: "Early in the season, we liked their club a lot because of their defense and their balance. They say they don't et a lot of home runs but they get a lot of basehits. They've got very good starting pitching and a legitimate closer. It's a real good club. I think they're going to face a real good club themselves. So it should be a great competition."

*Tom Pagnozzi on the importance of the Houston series: "Obviously it was huge. We had a chance to really do some damage here and we were able to accomplish it. I don't think anybody's kidding themselves and saying it wasn't a big series. Let's be serious. San Diego is a big series. Every series from here on out is big."

*Pagnozzi on the team record against Houston: "I don't know what it is. To say that you went 11-2 against Houston is remarkable. That's the only reason why we're in this race is what we did against Houston."

*Pagnozzi on his own power surge: "I never go up and think about [hitting homers]. That's when I go into my slumps. I just go back and try to put the ball in play, hit it where it's pitched.. Every once in a while I'll make a mistake and hit it far enough to where they can't get to it."

*Pagnozzi after G3: "Today Royce [Clayton] and I were talking during BP and I hadn't hit a home run in a while. I told him, 'I'm not even thinking about that. Maybe I'm trying to pull the ball too much. I'm getting back to my basic basehit stroke, just hit singles, use my hands.' After my first home run, Royce comes up to me and says, 'Yeah, OK." After my second one, he was, "OK, now what do want to do?' "

*Andy Benes: "Everyone did their job tonight. Everybody's happy in here. You don't want to get too excited. It's not like last year when I was on [Seattle] where we won the [one-game tie-breaker] playoff game on a Monday and it was over and we were going to be in the playoffs. We have a long road in front of us. The team in the other clubhouse is a very good team. We feel very fortunate to win the three games. We've got to come out Friday [against the Padres] and play hard. If we play hard the rest of the year, we have a pretty good chance."

*Benes on the success against the Astros: "It's amazing that we won eleven out of thirteen games. Every game, maybe with the exception of yesterday's [Card's 12-3 win in G2] seems like it's going down to the last inning or two. We were able to make a good pitch, have a ball hit to somebody, make the hit that we needed, or make the defensive play to win the game. It's not like these games were out of control."

*Dennis Eckersley on the winning streak: "We were flat. We lost those three games in Florida. So this team really showed a lot of character to come back and beat Colorado in three and beat Houston in 3. So we're on a high right now. Hopefully, one day off won't kill us. Whether you're going good or bad, it's hard to get it cranked back up. But just the idea that you're in first place gets you fired up."

*Eckersley on his first at-bat in 10 years: "It was all right. All you want to do is not make a fool of yourself. If he'd have left it inside, I might have killed it. I hurt my ribs a little bit in spring training. Ever since then, I said it's not worth it swinging. I hope it doesn't happen again."

*Eckersley on facing tough teams in pennant races: "I'd rather play someone that's battling instead of someone that's relaxed. The pressure's on them, too. It's not so much guys just trying to pad their numbers. I'd rather play somebody good."

*John Mabry: "Any time you can jump out to an early lead against a team like Houston is a feather in your cap. We played them tough. We got great pitching from our guys and clutch hitting and great defense. That's what you need to win."

*Mabry on the day off: "I think all days off at this time of the year are good. The nicks and cuts and bruises need to heal. And to be tough down the stretch, everybody's got to be healthy. It's going to be a great day off for Ron [Gant] with his shoulder being hurt. It gives him a chance to take it easy and heal up a little bit. So I think it'll be a good time for us."


3.5 Hot Dogging It by JIM HUNSTEIN

With football season now overlapping baseball season, (the Rams and the Cards both playing at high noon last Sunday in downtown St. Louis) and the hockey training camp just getting underway, the first thought on the minds of most fans has to be: Where will they get enough hot dogs to feed the masses?

If you knew what goes into most wieners, you not only would have no doubt, you likely would not even eat one. But for those of us with a strong enough constitution to handle such gruesome tidbits, the point is mute. We'll eat them no mater what.

Well, almost. There are certain times when even the most potent of gastric juices can't handle a tube steak. So how do you know when to lay on the mustard and when to not touch one with a 10-meter cattle prod? Thought you'd never ask. In no particular order, here are...

Top 10 Signs You've Gotten A Bad Hot Dog

*It wags when you put on the mustard
*Camouflage coloring
*Releases a loud hiss when you bite it
*Already has teeth marks
*Wick is burning at both ends
*You didn't know they'd come with a crunchy style
*Slathered in pine tar
*Sings "Maybe you'd like to be an Oscar Meyer wiener!"
*Has marks from where the jockey was hitting it (thanks, Rodney)
*Purrs audibly


3.6 The Late Eighties It Ain't by MIKE HUSS

For those of us who feel that Baseball is king, this is Most Wonderful Time of the Year. Pennant races are in full force and individual records may or may not be shattered in these remaining three weeks of the regular season. Even the dreaded Wild Card--the gimmick created by football and abused by hockey, has even the strongest baseball purist curious as to its outcome.

Here in the Gateway City, this is the most meaningful baseball September since 1989. Remember back then? Whitey Herzog was still the Manager. "Driving Miss Daisy" won the Academy Award, and Dan Quayle was the Vice President. Those Cardinals were in a dog fight with the Chicago Cubs for first place in the then National League East, as Pedro Guerrero was putting up MVP Numbers . Unfortunately, Reliever Todd Worrell suffered an injury and the Redbirds never recovered. They lost the division to the Northsiders from Chicago.

Yet here in 1996, the Cardinals appeared to be the front runner in the National League Central. Why doesn't everyone want to see them in person??

It has been popular recently for us media types to put our thinking caps on, as to why fans are not backing Busch Stadium with the Cards in contention. Radio shows such as mine have provided instant feedback. Even Bernie Miklasz, the lead columnist for the Post Dispatch, gave his top ten reasons why the fans have been apathetic during 1996.

Not to be outdone, allow me to provide only three reasons why I think this situation exists.

First and foremost, fans are still VERY skeptical of the Players and Owners of the lack of a Collective Bargaining Agreement. Quite bluntly, they do not trust either side . Two years ago both parties stole someone that was very precious to baseball fans--the World Series. Without a collective bargaining agreement--it could happen again. Probably not--but it is possible.

Baseball fans are the most emotional of all Sport Junkies. We appreciate the books, the folklore, the movies of our game. Yet, when the game is abused--we feel betrayed. Baseball needs to restore credibility and trust. Fans want to rush to this team--but are afraid Donald Fehr will pull the cord to the guillotine just before the start of the Series.

I have been told during the past home stand that in 1996, Cardinal ticket sales to fans in outlying regions were considerably down. The Red Birds are a regional team: Fans exist not just in the St. Louis area--but central Missouri, Southern Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas and in Mississippi. This is highly significant because the Cardinal Brass make a Marketing Blitz to these out of towners.

Fans simply did not make the trip to our fair city as in past summers. Why make these travel plans if the players decide to strike again??

Secondly, when the Labor Dispute ended the 1994 season, Baseball fans in St. Louis and across the fruited plain discovered there were other things to do--and other things to spend their discretionary dollars. Although Personal Seat Licenses (the expensive items necessary to be able to purchase season tickets) have become the recent rage in St. Louis--legalized gambling boats have really dug into the entertainment dollar of the region. The Cardinals are directly competing for these dollars.

The Cardinals are trying to recapture their position as the team of choice in this town. While the point can be debated, I think that crown is currently held by the Rams, although their honeymoon support may be starting to dwindle It would be interesting to know just how many fans opted not to drive downtown for a first place-pennant race game on a warm September afternoon versus a Rams game on television against an opponent they have not defeated since the Bush Administration.

Baseball has created this situation and the Cardinals are now in competitive market.

Thirdly, remember this is the Show-Me State. Fans still want to be shown that this organization cares forwinning rather than the bottom line. Perhaps St. Louis fans have been programmed over the recent decade to watch the bottom line over the pitching line. Although Mr. Baur, Mr. DeWitt, and Mr. Hanser have done a wonderful job to make the Stadium fan friendly and the team competitive, it must continue. There is still the perception, in the eyes of some fans, that Fred Kuhlmann, Dal Maxvill and the Evil Empire of Pestalozzi Street still exists.

So it should be fun in September in our town both on and off the field. It is the opinion here that the Cardinals will survive the upcoming West Coast Road Trip, and eventually win the division. Remember, phone in orders for post season play start next Sunday!!

Last season at this time, Cincinnati, a traditional baseball town, did not sell out its first round playoff games when the Reds won the National League Central Title. Although this is the most wonderful time of the year, what statement would would be made if the sellouts do not occur here?

EDITOR'S NOTE: Mike Huss hosts Sportstalk on Tuesdays and Thursdays, via the waves of WGNU-AM 920. Sportstalk runs from 8-9 pm.


3.7 Top 15 Things Prettier Than The Rams Loss To The 49ers by JIM HUNSTEIN

15. The win over the Bengals (barely)
14. A baby's first try at eating real food. And the resulting contents of the diaper shortly thereafter.
13. A junior high school cafeteria kitchen
12. Your average train wreck
11. The Cards' recent series against the Marlins
10. The Rockies' pitching stats
9. Jack Buck's political neutrality
8. The floor around Lenny Dykstra's spittoon
7. Any marching band's rendition of "Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown".
6. Bob Carpenter trying to read poetry
5. Rosanne singing the national anthem
4. The mood on the Cowboys' bench as Emmitt stuck his landing. (And the mood on the Giants' bench when he just plain stuck them.)
3. Blues pre-season ticket sales
2. Dennis Rodman's make-up table
1. The alleged grass at Busch


3.8 Sacrificial Rams by RANDY HU

Can you think of a better time of the year for local sports fans? The Cardinals are in a tight pennant race, the Rams occupy our Sundays, plus the pucks and hoops will be launched soon. However, witnessing the first couple of Rams games were as painful as watching Roseanne reruns.

In their home opener, the Rams didn't exactly whip their opponents, but the turnover-plagued Bengals were pitiful in beating themselves. St. Louis two touchdown series consisted of a grand total of 7 plays, covering 28 yards. Miss Daisy has been on longer Sunday drives. Overall, their scoring drives, including 4 field goals, were 35 plays for 99 yards. Well, a victory is a victory, and the offense could only get better, right? Wrong, Jerry Rice-A-Roni breath.

The 49'ers were the San Francisco treat in their dominating 34-0 silencing of the Rams. The humiliating defeat firmly established our woolly friends as wannabes. The inept Rams offense managed only 105 net yards on 50 snaps and created a much overblown quarterback controversy between veteran Steve Walsh and rookie Tony Banks. "I don't know how there can be a controversy when no one moved the ball," suggested Rams head coach Rich Brooks, who has suddenly lost his flair for creativity and trick plays. Some fans have even suggested bringing back Mark Rypien from exile, but he is content to be the football equivalent of former Cardinal pitcher Tom Henke.

Walsh heard the catcalls in the first game and was ineffective in the first quarter against the 'Niners, although the game was still scoreless. Following an Walsh interception, Brooks panicked and made a college move by inserting Banks. Starting at his own 1-yard line in a lose-lose situation against one of the better defenses in the football, Banks was subsequently flagged for a safety and the rout was on.

"Unfortunately, I didn't play very well today, but my confidence isn't rattled," said an unnerved Banks. "sI need to make quicker decisions." Why did Brooks flip-flop? A week earlier, he said the fans booing of Walsh made him want to stick with Walsh even more. If Walsh was brought in to the No.1 QB, why yank him after only 5 quarters of work? In sickness and in health, for good times and bad times, right? "I obviously made some decisions that didn't turn out very well," said Brooks.

Rookie back Lawrence Phillips has been running in quicksand behind a suspect offensive line (check out Jerome Bettis's resurgence in Pittsburgh this year), as it is becoming more apparent that his off-field troubles are distracting him. Phillips is averaging only 2 yards a carry and a cloud of dust, but it's not time for backups Greg Robinson or Harold Green. Banks is not the quick-fix answer, as evidenced by his tentativeness and inability to hold onto the football. Michigan State is a far cry from the NFL and even though he is a tremendously gifted athlete in terms of ability, Banks has a lot to learn. Under the right circumstances, developing into a quality QB takes time.

Whether the Rams played the rookie salary cap to their advantage or just drafted well, there were only 4 teams that had all of their draft picks on the final roster this year, led by St. Louis with 10. Brooks has exhibited painstaking patience with his young troops and needs to show the same with Walsh, who hasn't played full-time since 1994.

There is no QB controversy here. Walsh is still the man, but needs Brook's vote of confidence. "It was a little frustrating, but I feel like I'm still the starter," said Walsh. "It's never nice to be pulled out of a game so quickly. The pass I threw for an interception was unfortunate because (receiver Eddie) Kennison fell down."

With the Rams porous offensive line, Walsh needs to stick with what has made him successful in the past. He is most effective when he hits his receivers with quick pops over the middle, mixing screen passes and draw plays, and getting Phillips outside. More importantly, he needs to block out the criticism and focus on the task at hand. Said Walsh, "My job is to rise above this and stay strong-willed . . . and I know I will."

Lamb Chops: Every Sunday, over 60,000 St. Louis football fans peer with the naked eye (or the smarter ones who use binoculars) at the continuous action off the field It's our own lovely Ram lovelies, cheering before the game, in between plays, and during time-outs. Squeezed into skimpy blue outfits about a size too small, we admire these ambassadors of the sidelines as they stomp, kick, wave, and Macarena their way into our hearts.

The turnover on the Rams roster this year is not just limited to the players. This season, 350 young ladies auditioned for 39 positions on the squad, which include 19 rookies. Their new costumes show off impossible waistlines, which expose more ribs than a KC Masterpiece menu.

They arrive at 8:00 am on gamedays to practice their routines and apply the necessary cosmetics. They are paid $50 per game, but according to Angie and Janice, two of the more prettier cheerleaders this side of Dallas, "It's not just the football game, but all of the charitable events that make it worthwhile." Most are single, but like other NFL team policies, dating players is forbidden.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Randy Hu is the sports columnist for The Riverfront Times.



4.0 StLSO Recaps by JIM HUNSTEIN

4.1 Cardinals Series Summaries

4.1.1 Cardinals vs. Astros (September 2 - 4)

IN THE ARCHIVES: The Cardinals lowered the broom, er, boom, on their NL Central rivals, the Astros. The 3-game sweep (the back half of a 6-game winning streak) by the Redbirds pushed them from 1 1/2 down to 1 1/2 up.

ON THE SCOREBOARD: G1: 8-7 Cards (on a run in the bottom of the 10th); G2: 12-3 Cards (4 in the 7th, 4 in the 8th); G3: 6-4 Cards (2 HR by Pags)

GOING IN: 72-65, in second place, 1 1/2 behind Houston

GOING OUT: 75-65, back in first place, 1 1/2 over the Astros

AT THE PLATE: Tom Pagnozzi was phenomenal. He hit is all 3 games, including 3-for-4 in G2 and 2 homers in G3. The heroes of G1 were the top of the order, who were a combined 9-for-13 (Ozzie Smith 3-for-5, Ray Lankford 2-for-3, Willie McGee 4-for-5) with 4 walks, 7 RBI and 4 runs scored. Actually, Smith scored those 4 runs, including the winning run in the 10th on a basehit by McGee. The Wizard also hit his second homer of the year. Five Cards had a multi-hit G2, including Ron Gant, back in the line-up after only 5 days out with a torn rotator cuff. Gary Gaetti hit #18 in G2, which came right after John Mabry was robbed of #12 by a great leaping catch over the wall by Brian Hunter in straight away center. Mabry got his revenge, and his homer, in G3. But it was overshadowed by the pair (#s 12 & 13) Pagnozzi rifled over the left field fence. Brian Jordan once again came up, and through, with the bases loaded in the 5th. But his RBI came when he was hit on the hand by Donne Wall. Fans immediately thought Sammy Sosa, remembering the Cubs slugger knocked out for 4 to 6 weeks with a broken hand on a very similar play.

FROM THE BENCH: An even .500 (3-for-6) for the series, including a pair of singles by Mark Sweeney and Dmitri Young in the 4-run 8th of G2.

ON THE BASEPATHS: Miguel Mejia further endeared himself to Cards fans in G1, after being inserted as a pinch-runner, by getting picked off third after rounding the base too far in the 10th. But Smith alertly took second on the play, allowing him to score on McGee's hit. Clayton got a run the old-fashioned way in the 7th of G3; he manufactured it. He got on with a single and stole second (#27). He took third by tagging on a deep liner to left. He then scored easily on a single.

ON THE MOUND: Three team victories, but only 2 good outings. Donovan Osborne got the team off to a real bad start in G1. He lasted only 3 1/3 innings and gave up 7 runs (3 in the 1st, 4 in the 4th) on 8 hits. A no-decision was the best thing he could have hoped for, other than the eventual win. Todd Stottlemyre took control in G2, fanning 9 and scattering 4 hits in 8 innings to improve his record to 12-10. Andy Benes was overpowering as well in G3, even though he was working on only 3-day's rest. He also gave up only 4 hits but in 7 innings, the last one being a lead-off homer in the 8th. He is now 16-9 on the season, having won his seventh straight at home.

FROM THE BULLPEN: It took a lot of relief work in G1 to secure the win, but the 6th reliever of the game (none of whom were scored upon) got the win. That was none other than Alan Benes (13-8), who fanned Derrick May on 3 pitches to end the game in his first ever relief appearance. Cory Bailey showed why he was sent to Louisville last weekend by doing some bad mop-up work (1 run on 2 hits and a walk in the 9th) in G2. TJ Mathews was equally inept taking over for AnBenes in G3, giving up a 2-out single and RBI-double. Dennis Eckersley came in to record the last out of the 8th but got in trouble in the 9th giving up a 2-out double and a single before getting Craig Biggio to pop out.

IN THE FIELD: Slumps are as easy to come by with a glove as with a bat. Just ask Clayton. In G3, he was tagged with one error. But he was lucky. On his first attempt in the 2nd, he fielded the ball cleanly but his throw pulled Mabry off the bag, though he was able to make a sweeping tag. Same scenario in the 3rd, but the throw was high this time and Mabry was lucky to land on the bag before the runner crossed. The E came in the 4th when he bobbled the ball allowing Sean Berry to reach and eventually score. Then came his fourth chance in the 5th and he made the catch and throw cleanly for an out. After his glove was "fixed", Clayton had a pair of singles and the aforementioned baserunning highlight film.

CATCH-ALL: Banner headlines: "Garbo Talks", "Dewey Defeats Truman", and now "Eck Bats". Eckersley strolled casually to the batter's box in the bottom of the 8th, the first time in nearly 10 years. (His last plate appearance, ironically enough, was in Busch on September 27, 1986 as a starter for the Cubs. He was 0-for-2 that night.) He has not even taken BP for a couple months due to minor injuries. He took a mighty cut on the first pitch, obviously from the Joaquin Andujar school of bat speed. He eventually popped out to center. It should be noted that perhaps no one spends less time circling the bases after a homer than Pagnozzi. He now has 3 2-homer games this season and in his career.

OVERALL: Purely conjecture, but staging that great, but not-great-enough, comeback against the Marlins may have been the catalyst for the current 6-win streak. By not finishing off the Marlins, the Cards may have felt they had some unfinished business and the Rox and Stros were the ones to pay. The Cards have hit 62 homers at home this year, a new season high for the venerable ol' ballyard. The previous high was 59 in 1993. You have to like the attitude of the Benii in this pennant race. Andy was ready, and called upon to, pitch in 3-days rest. Alan, with his next start pushed back to Friday, agreed to go to the bullpen and came away with his 13th win.

IN THE HOUSE: G1: 32,955; G2: 23,955 (on the night the Cards take over first; hello? Where is everyone?) G3: 34,891 (That's more like it; the front-runners band wagoneers are emerging from their little nooks and crannies.)

ON THE CLOCK: G1: 4:01 (10-inning affair); G2: 2:51; G3: 2:45

ON DECK: Three games with the NLW powerhouse Padres, with one of the better pitching staffs this side of Atlanta. (Present company excluded,of course)

IN THE HOLE: The last west coast swing of the year; 3 in San Fran and 4 in LA.


4.1.2 Cardinals vs. Padres (September 6 - 8)

IN THE ARCHIVES: The Cards ended the homestand with a 2-of-3 drubbing of the NL West powerhouse Padres (who have dropped into a tie with the Dodgers). The Redbirds remain atop the NL Central with 19 games remaining, 12 against NLC opponents.

ON THE SCOREBOARD: G1: 8-3 Cards (3-run homer by Brain Jordan); G2: 8-3 Cards (5-run 5th with a grand slam by Donovan Osborne); G3: 5-4 Padres (4-run 6th off Todd Stottlemyre)

GOING OUT: 77-66, 1 1/2 games ahead of the Astros, 4 ahead of the Reds, and 5 1/2 ahead of the Cubs.

AT THE PLATE: As good as the SD pitching staff is supposed to be, the Cards rapped out 28 hits, including 4 homers, 2 by Gary Gaetti (numbers 19 & 20). The biggest blow had to be the grand slam in G2 by Osborne. It blew open the game even though the Pads came back with 2 runs in the next inning. Jordan remained red hot, going 7-for-11 (how convenient) with his 15th homer in G1, 3 doubles, 4 RBI (96 for the year), and 5 runs scored. He stood and watched his home run bounce off the foul/fair pole screen not to show up the pitcher but because he thought it was going foul. His first double broke up a perfect game and broke the seal on the 5-run 5th in G2. He's not batting .318 and would be among the league leaders if he had enough at-bats. Gaetti also hit in all three games, a combined 4-for-9.

OFF THE BENCH: Willie McGee was 1-for-2 off the bench and is now hitting .314 (11-for-35) as a pinch hitter. But that hit was a double that scored Tom Pagnozzi on the wet field. (Pags is no mudder and should not have been sent.)

ON THE BASES: Gaetti, not the most fleet of foot (his first few steps are reminiscent of Fred Flintstone as they are all in one place), tagged and scored from third on a line drive out to right by John Mabry. Lankford stole number 31 and 18 in a row without being caught. His 91.2 success rate is best in the NL. Ozzie Smith was caught stealing in G2 although replays showed he probably beat the tag.

ON THE MOUND: Alan Benes struggled early in G1, going to full counts on the first 4 hitters. He was then tagged for 2 runs (not earned due to the first of Royce Clayton's two errors in the game) in 4 2/3 innings. Then he was literally hit, taking a line drive off his pitching hand. Osborne truly earned the win in G2 with his bat as well as his arm. But he got a little casual after his salami, loading the bases on a walk and 2 hits with no outs. He escaped with only 2 runs scoring.) His record improves to 12-8, a personal high. His 7 1/3 innings also sets a new personal best in innings-pitched. Stottlemyre was tagged for 4 runs in 7 innings, the capper being a 3-run shot by Wally Joyner. His record falls to 12-11.

FROM THE BULLPEN: Another good series for the relief corps. Mark Petkovsek (10-2) got the win in G1 as the second reliever after AlBenes was hit. He faced a bases loaded situation after Tony Fossas walked the only man he faced. In 8 innings of relief work, the bullpen allowed only 1 run, which came off Danny Jackson in the 9th of G3. It proved to be very decisive, however, as it gave the Pads a 5-2 lead as Gaetti hit a 2-run homer in the bottom of the 9th.

IN THE FIELD: G1 was not one for Clayton's highlight reel. He had 2 errors, the first (a bobbled grounder) put men on first and third with Tony Gwynn up. (Yes, he got a hit, an RBI single.) He also had a throwing error later in the game. AlBenes was charged with as error when, after being hit on his pitching hand, he picked up the ball and threw it away.

CATCH-ALL: Jordan is riding an 11-game hitting streak after his 3-for-4 performance in G3. In the streak, he is hitting a cool .500 (20-for-40). In a nice show of class, the Cardinals retired uniform number 9, worn by Hall of Famer Enos "Country" Slaughter. It was part of the celebration for the 50th anniversary of the 1946 championship season. Other retired players' numbers include Red Schoendienst' 2, Stan Musial's 6, Kenny Boyer's 14, Dizzy Dean's 17, Lou Brock's 20, and Bob Gibson's 45. They also retired the number 85 in honor of the late, great Gussie Busch. Speaking of golden oldies, the last time a Cards pitcher hit a grand slam was in 1986 by Bob Forsch.

OVERALL: Can you believe there are only 6 home games left? Sept. 17-19 (Tues, Wed, Thurs) against the Cubs and Sept. 27-29 (Fri Sat Sun) against the Reds to wrap the season. Cards are 8-2 in their last 10 games (the best in baseball) after an 8-4 homestand that featured an 8-game winning streak.

IN THE HOUSE: G1: 28,116; G2: 42,846 (Not bad for a Saturday afternoon after the time was switched to be on national TV as the Fox game of the week.); G3: 30,897 (Real bad for a Sunday afternoon game between two division leaders; hope no one stayed home to watch the Rams instead.)

ON THE CLOCK: G1: 3:05 (not including a 1:03 rain delay in the top of the 7th); G2: 2:50; G3: 2:50

ON DECK: 3 against the Giants in SF, dead last in the West, 18 1/2 out, and 2-8 in their last 10 games. Just the kind of team with nothing to lose that could take 2 of 3 (or worse) from the Redbirds.

IN THE HOLE: 4 against the Dodgers in LA, now tied with the Padres for first in the West. Fortunately, the Cards play better against better teams.


4.2 Rams at San Francisco: Same As It Ever Was

The Rams were humiliated by the 49ers to the tune of 34-0 on Sunday. The Bighorns played in 3Com Park but they played like NinCom Poops. The offensive line was as porous as a plate of macaroni and cheese. In fact, they were cooked just about as fast. And the play-calling wasn't much better than the play execution.

The O-line permitted seven sacks by the 49er defense, which granted was ranked 7th in the league. But they didn't seem to be even delayed slightly at the line of scrimmage. They blew through like they were on their way to all-you-can-eat night at the Sizzler. Unfortunately, it was the Ram quarterbacks who had their lunches handed to them.

The only bright spot in the game, other than maybe making the 49ers grossly (though justifiably) overconfident in the next match-up in four weeks, was the play of the defense. Were they not required to play two-thirds of the game,they might have been able to keep the San Francisco part of the scoreboard a little less lit up. Linebackers Roman Phifer and Robert Jones were rocks, making 14 and 8 unassisted tackles, respectively.

The D prevented the high-flying 49er offense from scoring a touchdown in the air. In fact, they have only permitted one passing TD in two games so far against a couple of well-hyped offensive teams. The secondary kept WR Jerry Rice in check, allowing him only 99 yards on 7 receptions and a longest play of just 39 yards.

The Rams anemic offense managed a paltry 105 yards of total offense. They lost 45 yards on those sacks, which also cost the team a couple of points in a safety. The 2-pointer, the first scoring of the game, came when rookie QB Tony Banks was called for intentionally grounding in his own end zone.

Poor Banks. It's a good thing Coach Rich Brooks likes the guy, or at least professes to. Imagine what he would do to a passer he didn't like if he puts a guy he's fond of into this situation: First and 10 on your own 6-inch line staring into the teeth of one of the best defensive units in the universe. (The fact that you have one of the others is of little assurance right now other than the fact that they have kept your team in the scoreless game so far.) Keep in mind that Mr. First Round Draft Pick can count his yardage so far on one hand because of the big ol' linemen licking their chops for a crack at the new meat. And only the game is on the line. Welcome to the NFL.

This was only the first of several questionable decisions by Brooks. Another came at the close of the first half in the form some shaky play-calling. Instead of killing the ball and heading to the locker room trailing just 12-0, his tactics (plus a horrid punt snap) resulted in yet another safety for the 49ers.

But the nagging question is why the overall game plan is so ill-suited for this team. The Rams signed a ball-control quarterback who is supposedly very good at short range and adept at moving the chains. They drafted the top-rated running back to bust loose some rushes. It would seem to be a perfect match.

Yet they have yet to let RB Lawrence Phillips carry the ball enough to figure out to get through. No back can come in and become the next Emmitt Smith. Even Emmitt Smith. It takes time. More importantly, it takes reps. Phillips should be carrying the ball at least 20 times a game. For this team to get to where it wants to be (or at least to where it looks like they want to be), come hell or high water Phillips should be getting the ball. That will help loosen up the defense enough to let Steve Walsh or Banks mix in some passes and maybe even (gasp!) a deep ball.

Of course, not much will work against a strong defense. That was shown by both teams early on. On each team's first possession, they got an initial first down and then punted. Then both went 3-and-out. The Rams were about to repeat the pattern until they faced third and long after a sack, the first of the game and the Niners first of the season. Walsh tried to go up top to WR Eddie Kennison. But the rookie had fallen and former Ram CB Marquez Pope ran under the ball and returned the interception 25 yards to the St. Louis 30.

Thus challenged, the Bighorn defense stood its ground. The first quarter ended with the 49ers facing fourth and inches on the Rams 8. FB Tommy Vardell bulled through for the first down to begin the second quarter. Three plays later they once again faced fourth down, this time for the touchdown. RB Derek Loville took the handoff from pass formation and ran into R Jones and Phifer who pushed him back.

The Rams took over on downs deep in their own territory and Brooks sent Banks into the fray. He overthrew WR Isaac Bruce on his first play. On his second play in the NFL, he retreated deep into his end zone and, while going down in the grasp of DT Dana Stubblefield, he threw the ball away and was flagged for intentional grounding. Doing this in the end zone means a safety and the 49ers led 2-0.

The 49ers took the free kick by P Sean Landeta to their own 41 and set up shop. They methodically drove down the field, covering the 59 yards in 10 plays and scoring on a 1-yard plunge by Loville, giving San Francisco a 9-0 lead with just under 6 minutes left in the half. At this point, the St. Louis defense had been on the field for 20 of the last 22 plays.

The Rams once again stared with lousy field position at their own 14. Blame JT Thomas, who took the kick off 4 yards deep in his own end zone and never even seeing the 15. After three plays, the Rams faced fourth and inches and opted to go for it. If for no other reason, it would have let the defense rest at least one more play. Banks earned his first first down on the quarterback keeper. But then they went 3-and-out and had to punt.

The Niners added to their lead on another long, time-consuming, defense-tiring drive that resulted in a 38-yard field goal. It was to have been a 23-yarder but for a couple of offensive penalties. No matter, San Francisco led 12-0 with only 36 seconds remaining.

The prudent thing to do would be to run the ball into the pile and let time run out, especially since the Niners had used their timeouts and the Rams had the ball on their own 22. But after RB Harold Green ran for a few yards, Brooks called a timeout. What for? Then came in incomplete pass to again stop the clock. Green once again took the ball and ran out of bounds instead of stopping short and letting the clock run.

So facing fourth down and a stopped clock, the Rams lined up for a punt. Newly signed deep snapper Joe Valerio put a little too much deep on the snap and it sailed way over Landeta's head. The veteran punter chased the ball as the 49ers chased him. Rather than let the enemy recover the ball for 6, he kicked it out of the end zone and gave them 2. On the sidelines, he appeared to be giving Brooks a piece of his mind. The 49ers led 14-0 at the half after they mercifully let the clock run after the free kick.

The Rams had amassed a pitiful 32 yards of total offense in the first half of play while the 49ers had 191 yards. The Niners had 13 first downs to the Bighorns' 2. The most telling statistic was the time of possession; San Francisco had the ball nearly twice as long as St. Louis, 19:32 to 10:28.

The 49ers had problems of their own to start the second half. On the third play, QB Steve Young pulled a groin muscle on a scramble and would not return in the game. (Not like he needed to.) Elvis Grbac took over but they had to punt.

St. Louis took over on their own 20 and Banks was running for his life. On the first play he had to scramble out of the pocket and threw a laser to Bruce for a first down. After Phillips got a yard up the middle, Banks was sacked twice in a row. The second was a blindside blitz by CB Tyronne Drakeford, who knocked the ball loose, which was recovered by Stubblefield at the St. Louis 37. The Rams defense held and the Niners missed on a 45-yard field goal.

On third down, though, Banks fumbled again and the Packers took over on the Rams 19. The defense once again did not allow anyone in their own end zone, stopping the Niners from scoring from first and goal on the 8. They settled for a 22-yard field goal and a 17-0 lead, which they had at the end of the third quarter.

The Rams' next possession began on their own 37. The best play of the drive was a 22-yard pass to TE Aaron Laing that took the ball to the 49er 35-yard line. That was the first time the Rams' offense had been in San Francisco territory all day. They got as far as the 21-yard line thanks to a pass interference penalty, but that was it. Brooks called his first trick play of the season, a pass play by Phillips. The play gave the running back a taste of what his fellow rookie Banks had been going through as he was tackled, although they didn't call it a sack. Two penalties later, St. Louis was out of field goal range. In fact, the Rams faced second and 32 as the third quarter ended.

After a Landeta punt into the end zone, San Francisco started to look like the 49er offense of legend. Two passes to Rice of 24 and 39 yards took the Niners deep into the Rams territory. The Bighorn defense, tired as they were, stood tall once again, turning them back from first and goal on the 3. They settled (also, once again) for a field goal and led 20-0.

After a 3-and-out, the 49ers were once again on the march. They were aided by a 36-yard pass interference penalty on CB Todd Lyght, which put the ball on the Rams' 15. Five plays later the Niners scored on a 2-yard slice by Vardell. After another Banks sack and fumble, the Niners scored again and led 34-0.

Astutely sensing things were out of hand, Brooks brought in third-string QB Jamie Martin, also in his first NFL game ever. His first play was a 18-yard completion to Bruce. He followed that with another pass to Bruce, a 5-yarder. He then fumbled the ball but recovered it himself. But after the play was over, the frustration finally got to OT Darryl Ashmore and he clubbed someone in the head, sending the Rams back 15 yards to their own 17.

But the Rams went no further and punted. The 49ers let the clock run and no one on the Rams's side was about to stop it as San Francisco beat the Rams for the 12th consecutive time.

The Rams fall to 1-1 and are in the middle of the NFC West division. The 49ers are 2-0 and tied for first with the Panthers, who beat the Saints 22-20. The Saints are 0-2 and tied for last with the Falcons, who lost to Vikings 23-17. The entire division has the next week off. The Rams will face the Redskins at home in two weeks.



5.0 StLSO Numbers

5.1 Cardinals Statistics (through September 9)

5.1.1 Batting

                 AB  HIT  2B 3B  HR  SLG RUN RBI  BB   SO  OBP  SB  CS   E  AVG
Young,Dmitri      6    2   0  0   0 .333   1   1   0    0 .333   0   0   1 .333
Jordan,Brian    466  148  35  1  15 .494  79  96  27   74 .355  18   3   2 .318
McGee,Willie    280   85  14  2   5 .421  50  40  16   56 .341   4   1   4 .304
Smith,Ozzie     192   57   8  1   2 .380  34  16  22    8 .369   7   4   8 .297
Mabry,John      494  144  26  2  12 .425  56  69  30   83 .332   3   2   7 .291
Lankford,Ray    489  138  33  6  21 .503  93  81  65  114 .366  31   4   1 .282
Clayton,Royce   441  124  20  3   5 .374  58  33  33   81 .331  27  15  13 .281
Pagnozzi,Tom    360  100  21  0  13 .444  46  49  20   69 .316   4   1   8 .278
Sweeney,Mark    155   42   9  0   3 .387  28  22  29   26 .386   2   0   3 .271
Gaetti,Gary     456  123  24  3  20 .467  63  71  31   82 .316   2   2   9 .270
Bradshaw,Terry   12    3   0  0   0 .250   2   0   3    1 .400   0   1   0 .250
Alicea,Luis     337   84  21  3   4 .365  48  38  44   73 .336   8   2  22 .249
Sheaffer,Danny  179   44   9  3   2 .363  10  19   9   24 .282   2   3   5 .246
Gant,Ron        360   88  13  2  26 .508  64  73  64   81 .358  13   4   4 .244
Bell,David      137   29   6  0   1 .277  10   8   9   19 .260   0   1   5 .212
Gallego,Mike    117   24   2  0   0 .222   9   4   9   26 .262   0   0   1 .205
Mejia,Miguel     16    1   0  0   0 .062   7   0   0    9 .062   4   3   1 .062
Di Felice,Mike    0    0   0  0   0 .000   0   0   0    0 .000   0   0   0 .000


5.1.2 Pitching
                  W   L    IP   HIT RUN  ER  BB   SO  ERA  SA BS  HR   G  ST  C
Batchelor,Rich   0   0    8.1    7   2   2   1    4  2.16  0  0   0   4   0  0
Fossas,Tony      0   4   41.2   36  17  12  18   32  2.59  2  4   6  57   0  0
Mathews,TJ       2   5   76.1   55  28  24  27   75  2.83  4  3   8  59   0  0
Honeycutt,Rick   2   1   43.1   40  16  16   7   29  3.32  3  3   3  55   0  0
Eckersley,D      0   5   50.0   52  22  19   6   42  3.42 26  2   7  52   0  0
Osborne,Donovan 12   8  179.2  172  78  69  48  119  3.46  0  0  19  27  27  2
Bailey,Cory      3   2   48.0   54  21  19  26   34  3.56  0  1   1  44   0  0
Petkovsek,Mark  10   2   75.2   74  33  31  30   35  3.69  0  3   9  42   4  0
Benes,Andy      16   9  204.2  192  95  87  63  148  3.83  1  0  25  31  30  3
Stottlemyre,T   12  11  201.1  179  96  92  86  172  4.11  0  0  29  30  30  5
Jackson,Danny    0   0   16.2   23   8   8   7    9  4.32  0  0   1   9   1  0
Benes,Alan      13   8  169.2  167 106  91  75  115  4.83  0  0  26  30  29  3
Ludwick,Eric     0   0    1.0    3   3   3   1    2 27.00  0  0   1   1   0  0


5.2 Louisville Redbirds Statistics

5.2.1 Batting
                               AVG  AB   R   H 2B 3B HR RBI  BB  SO  SB
Bell, David, 2B               .176 136   9  24  5  1  0   7   7  15   1
Bradshaw, Terry, OF           .303 389  56 118 23  1 12  44  42  64  21
Cromer, Tripp, SS             .225 244  28  55  4  4  4  25  22  47   3
Deak, Darrel, DH              .232 164  19  38  4  0  8  18  24  47   2
Di Felice, Mike, C            .285 246  25  70 13  0  9  33  20  43   0
Diggs, Tony, OF               .205 308  35  63 14  2  7  23  33  49   5
Franklin, Micah, OF           .232 289  43  67 18  3 15  53  40  71   2
Gulan, Mike, 3B               .255 419  47 107 27  4 17  55  26 119   7
Hare, Shawn, OF               .163  49   3   8  1  0  1   1   3  11   1
Hemond, Scott, C              .260 150  15  39 10  1  3  15  13  35   1
Holbert, Aaron, 2B            .264 436  54 115 16  6  4  32  21  61  20
Oliva, Jose, DH               .242 413  53 100 13  0 31  86  34 101   3
Stefanski, Mike, C            .208 125  11  26  7  1  2   9  11  10   1
Wimmer, Chris, OF             .249 345  40  86 11  2  2  23  16  41  11


5.2.2 Pitching
                         W  L    ERA   G SV  IP     H   R  ER  BB  SO
Arrandale, Matt          5  4   4.78  63  3  79.0  83  51  42  33  38
Aybar, Manuel            2  2   3.23   5  0  30.2  26  12  11   7  25
Badorek, Mike            0  4   5.29  20  0  49.1  52  34  29  18  22
Barber, Brian            0  6   5.62  11  0  49.2  49  37  31  26  33
Batchelor, Richard       5  2   4.12  51 28  54.2  59  29  25  19  57
Beltran, Rigo            8  6   4.35  38  0 130.1 132  67  63  24 132
Busby, Mike              2  5   6.38  14  0  72.0  89  57  51  44  53
Dixon, Steve             0  0  10.38   5  0   4.1   4   5   5   3   2
Frascatore, John         6 13   5.18  36  0 156.1 180 106  90  42  95
Lowe, Sean               8  9   4.70  25  0 115.0 127  72  60  51  76
Ludwick, Eric            3  4   2.83  11  0  60.1  55  24  19  24  73
Maxcy, Brian             4  2   4.79  36  1  62.0  63  34  33  32  52
Morris, Matt             0  1   3.38   1  0   8.0   8   3   3   1   9
Mutis, Jeff              2  3   5.87  32  1  38.1  44  26  25  19  21
VanRyn, Ben              4  6   4.88  19  1  66.1  69  43  36  27  42


5.3 Rams-49ers Statistics

5.3.1 Scoring Summary
                 Q1       Q2      Q3       Q4        F
Rams             0         0       0        0        0
49ers            0        14       3       17       34

Second Quarter:
49ers: Safety; Banks tackled by B Young
49ers: TD, Loville, 2-yd run (Wilkins kick)
49ers: FG; Wilkins, 38 yds.
49ers: Safety; Landeta kicked the ball through end zone

Third Quarter:
49ers: FG, Wilkins, 22 yds

Fourth Quarter:
49ers: FG, Wilkins, 21 yds
49ers: TD, Vardell, 1-yd run (Wilkins kick)
49ers: TD, Carter 1-yd run (Wilkins kick)
Team Stats:
                        Rams    49ers
First downs                6       23
   Rushing                 1       11
   Passing                 5        8
   Penalties               0        4
Third down eff.         2-13     6-17
Fourth down eff.         1-2      1-2
Net yards rushing         36      129
   Rushes                 16       42
   Average/rush          2.3      3.1
Net yards passing         69      222
   Sacks-yds lost       7-45      1-2
   Gross yds passing     114      224
Total net yards          105      351
   Total plays            50       73
   Average/play          2.1      4.8
Punts-Average         6-38.7   3-41.7
Total return yds          67      105
   Punt returns          0-0     4-31
   Kickoff returns      4-67     3-49
   Interceptions         0-0     1-25
Penalties-yards        11-82     4-45
Fumbles-lost              5-3      1-0
Time of possession     21:23    38:37


5.3.3 Individual Stats

RUSHING: (carries-yards-touchdowns)
Rams: Phillips 9-15-0, Green 3-10-0, Robinson 2-6-0, Harris 1-3-0, Banks 1-2-0
49ers: Loville 12-49-1, Vardell 17-44-1, Carter 3-15-1, Young 4-14-0, Lynn 1-8-0, Rice 1-3-0, Grbac 1-1-0, Brohm 3-(-5)-0

PASSING: (attempts-completions-yards-TDs-ints)
Rams: Walsh 6-2-13-0-1, Banks 17-6-69-0-0, Martin 4-3-32-0-0
49ers: Young 18-15-138-0-0, Grbac 12-6-86-0-0

RECEIVING: (catches-yards-TDs)
Rams: Bruce 4-52-0, Laing 2-25-0, Green 2-15-0, Ross 1-13-0, Drayton 1-6-0, Harris 1-3-0
49ers: Rice 7-99-0, Vardell 6-31-0, Stokes 3-62-0, Jones 3-26-0, Loville 2-6-0

DEFENSE: (tackles-assists-sacks)
Rams: Phifer 14-0-0, R Jones 8-0-0, Lyght 7-0-0, Jenkins 5-0-0, Lyle 5-0-0, Wright 5-0-0, J Jones 4-0-0, Gaskins 4-0-0, K Carter 3-0-0, Parker 3-0-0, Farr 2-0-1, Dorn 2-0-0, Harris 1-0-0, O'Neal 1-0-0, Conwell 1-0-0, McBurrows 1-0-0
49ers: Doleman 5-1-1, Norton 4-2-0, Barker 4-0-0, B Young 2-1-2, Mitchell 2-1-0, Brown 2-0-1, Drakeford 2-0-1, Dodge 2-0-0, Hanks 2-0-0, Israel 2-0-0, Pope 2-0-0, Woodall 1-1-1, McDonald 1-0-0, Benefield 1-0-0, Bryant 1-0-0, Singleton 1-0-0, Williams 1-0-0


5.4 Major League Baseball Standings (through September 9)
 American League                          National League

                              Eastern Divisions
     Team         Won  Lost   GB   PCT       Team          Won  Lost   GB   PCT
 New York          79   63     -  .556    Atlanta           86   56     -  .606
 Baltimore         76   66   3.0  .535    Montreal          78   64   8.0  .549
 Boston            73   70   6.5  .510    Florida           70   74  17.0  .486
 Toronto           66   77  13.5  .462    New York          63   80  23.5  .441
 Detroit           51   92  28.5  .357    Philadelphia      58   86  29.0  .403

                              Central Divisions
     Team         Won  Lost   GB   PCT       Team          Won  Lost   GB   PCT
 Cleveland         83   58     -  .589    CARDINALS         77   66     -  .538
 Chicago           78   66   6.5  .542    Houston           76   68   1.5  .528
 Minnesota         72   71  12.0  .503    Cincinnati        73   70   4.0  .510
 Milwaukee         68   76  16.5  .472    Chicago           71   71   5.5  .500
 Kansas City       65   79  19.5  .451    Pittsburgh        59   82  17.0  .418

                              Western Divisions
     Team         Won  Lost   GB   PCT       Team          Won  Lost   GB   PCT
 Texas             81   61     -  .570    Los Angeles       78   64     -  .549
 Seattle           73   68   7.5  .518    San Diego         79   65     -  .549
 Oakland           70   75  12.5  .483    Colorado          72   71   6.5  .503
 California        65   78  16.5  .455    San Francisco     59   82  18.5  .418



6.0 StLSO Media Views by MARK BAUSCH

Last week a prominent St. Louis afternoon drive-time sportstalk host shared two hours of his show with a female attorney from Los Angeles who, at least while I was listening, was only willing to identify herself by her first name.

During the two hours, the woman spun a carefully constructed yarn that attempted to explain what happened on the night that Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman were murdered. In a nutshell, her theory included the following notions: the entire crime involved and revolved around drugs; yes, OJ was at the scene of the crime that night, but Jason Simpson (son of OJ Simpson) killed Goldman; and a short while later, Mark Fuhrmann killed Nicole Simpson.

The mere fact that the woman was allowed on the air for nearly two hours speaks volumes about the attitude of the host...as far as the Simpson case is concerned. To say nothing of his proclamations while she was on the air.

At least two reasonable-sounding law-enforcement types, both of whom claimed to be fans of said radio host, called in and contributed comments that indicated that what they were hearing from this woman sounded as if it came from Mars.

Yours truly agrees. This underdog thing has gone a bit too far.

In our house and cars, we now have a "permanent ban" on AM-550, for all radios under our control.

As is the case of major league baseball's drug-related "permanent bannings", though, such a ban is subject to review at a later unspecified date.



7.0 StLSO Interactivity

*Deryl McDowell writes from Illinois--

Looking at the remaining schedules for both the Astros and the 'Birds, a knowledgeable baseball fan would say that the Astros have a definite edge. But, after listening to the Labor Day ballgame (blacked out on ESPN?) I know that the Cards are going to take the Central, and this was the game that will usher them on their way. It was quite simply the best and most exciting game I have seen or heard since Game 6 of the 1985 NLCS. And after the Cards get to the playoffs, well all you really need is three good starting pitchers and the Cards have two dominating pitchers (An. Benes, Osborne) and one really good one (Stottlemyre). Plus, if the current standings hold up, the Cards will open against the West champ Dodgers/Padres, with the Wild Card winner Padres/Dodgers taking on the Braves. Things are looking up.


*Matt Thomas writes from St. Louis--

You almost have to do your own calculations whenever the Blues talk about ticket price increases. Consider: During the 1993-94 season, one could sit close to the ice behind a goal for $36/seat/game on a half-plan. On a FULL-plan, one could sit there for $32-$33/seat/game (the exact number escapes me). But in 1994-95, one HAD to buy the full-plan to guarantee his seat, at $50/seat/game. So, if you had the half-plan in 93-94, but bought a full plan in 94-95 to protect your seat, what is your increase per seat per game?

Jack Quinn would probably claim it was 100%($50-$36)/$36 = 38.9%. But that calculation ignores the burden on the fan to buy a full-season instead of just a half-season to protect the seat. On a full-season to full-season basis (comparing apples to apples), the hike would be 100%($50-$32)/$32 = 56.3%. Small wonder that Quinn would want to make the first claim.

Worst of all, when Quinn announced the "average 15% increase" in prices, he did so using some formula for average-computation that made absolutely no mathematical sense. I've heard of arithmetic means (the most common), geometric means, and harmonic means. In *none* of 'em does the mean value come out lower than the minimum value. Yet Quinn managed to come out with a mean 15% increase when the minimum increase was above 15%. That's why I have to wink at all stats announced by the Blues front office regarding prices, renewal rates, et al.

In regard to Blues officials discussing single game price increases vs. season ticket price increases, I'm sure that the Blues would use the prices (single game or season ticket per game) that would make an increase look smaller. Ironically, single game tickets supposedly aren't even available for
the near-the-ice seats these days. So if the Blues are talking about these seats on a single-game basis, they might as well be talking about a seat on a faceoff dot near the blueline. How much would that sell for?

As they say, figures don't lie but liars figure, and my figures show a lot of figuring going on down at 14th and Clark.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Mr. Thomas goes on to make the following points--

1) Story problem: Regarding the truthfulness of the Blues' front office assertions that their season-ticket renewal rate is pushing 90%...I wish to make the following point.

In 1994, upon the Blues' move from the Arena to Kiel Center, JACK announces that the *average* ticket price increase is 15%. Turned out that, in '94, the *minimum* ticket price increase was around 25%, therein rendering an *average* increase of 15% mathematically impossible (contrary to JACK's assertions). Given this information, and given the 90% renewal rate announced, what is the REAL renewal rate for JACK's tickets? Show your work for partial credit.

1) Prime Sports viewers of World Cup hockey know that buying a full-season ticket to Dallas Stars games brings them a free round-trip airline ticket for each full-season ticket they buy. But what's a stinkin' round-trip airline ticket compared to that Day In The Life of the NHL freebie that Blues season ticketholders receive? Small wonder that Tag Day attendees this Sept. 5th--who got *nothing* in '95--get greeted by Blues players and free beverages this year.

2) The Blues latest commercial promoting season ticket sales incorrectly spells Murray Baron's last name "Barron," as if the financial journal bearing that name is his. Between the revolving door in the Blues' PR office, and C&GM Keenan's trading pricy talent while paying part of the traded player's salary (egs. Hawerchuk, Shanahan, Janney), the Blues as an organization can't find their cheeks with BOTH hands.


*Tom T. writes from Texas--

Hi, I found your page today on the WWW.

I had to transfer from St. Louis in January to Dallas, and don't get much info here on the Rams. I would love to get StLSO.


*Jason Stephens writes from Arkansas--

I would like to receive a subscription to St. Louis Sports Online...and on anything about the St. Louis Cardinals.


*StLSO contributor Randy Hu writes from St. Louis--

Regarding the recent correspondence from Wyoming, about me patting myself on the back for [being right about] the Gretzky fiasco.

I've done it so many times, I've got more arm, back, and neck pain than Emmitt Smith.


*Tony Ahrens writes from the campus of American University--

I've read the last few issues of your magazine, and (as lots of others have said) it's great for an out-of-towner trying to keep track of the Cards. Could I have a subscription, please? Thanks.


*Bernie Thompson writes from Illinois--

I wish to pass along the following story--

This summer my wife, mother-in-law and I went on vacation. The vacation took us from Springfield, IL to Fargo, ND to Denver CO and points in-between to visit family and friends. In planning the vacation an important factor was the ability to see a baseball game at the new Coors Field. Margaret, my mother-in-law knew that the Cardinals would be in Denver at the end of August. We had a great time at the Rockies-Cardinal Game on August 21. Margaret was especially happy because it was the night that Ozzie Smith was honored.

She of course would have been happier if the Cardinals had won and improved their record against the Rockies.

Ryan, her grandson asked, "Grandma, how long have you been a Cardinal fan, 30 or 40 years?"

Margaret reminisced, "The year the girl's father, Harold, graduated from high school the Cardinals invited him to a training camp in St. Louis. The town of Greenview collected the money for his expenses, because he didn't have a thing. The sent him home after four days, but I've been a Cardinal fan ever since."

Let's see, Harold was two years older than Margaret. Graduating from high school he would have been 17 or 18, making Margaret 15 or 16. She will be 80 this December so she has been a Cardinal fan for 64 or 65 years. No one in the family had heard this story before.

Since Harold was lost in the Second World War, when his family was very young, the story was all but forgotten. Since then I have talked to several local people of Margaret's generation and they have verified the story.



8.0 StLSO Editorial--The Home Stretch

As this is written, the Cardinals are 1.5 games in front of the Astros, and have a 77-66 record.

The home team thus has 19 games to play, 13 of which are on the road.

The Cardinals have won exactly half of their previous 68 road games. Thus, the second half of the old saw that "two out of three at home...and play .500 ball on the road will get you a pennant" may have some truth to it in 1996, at least as far as the NL Central is concerned.

That only the second half of that bromide is true is because the Cardinals are only 43-32 at home. Even winning all six remaining home games would leave the team with a .604 winning percentage...far short of the .667 that goes along with winning two of three.

Just what kind of team do the Cardinals have, anyway? Which MLB team looks a lot like the Redbirds?

One less-than-obvious candidate is the AL's Chicago White Sox. As this is written, the Chisox have a 78-66 record. But when you're in the same division as the Indians, 12 games over .500 puts you seven games out of first place.

But the White Sox are in the hunt for the AL wild card, along with Todd Zeile's Baltimore Orioles.

Perhaps the biggest similarity, though, between the Cardinals and the White Sox is that both teams boast of starting rotations in which four pitchers (one of whom is lefthanded) have already reached double figures in victories.

For the White Sox, lefty Wilson Alvarez has 15 wins, while Alex Fernandez, Kevin Tapani, and James Baldwin have 13, 12, and 11 victories, respectively.

The Cardinals counter with Andy and Alan Benes, Donovan Osborne, and Todd Stottlemyre...a foursome that has posted 16, 13, 12, and 12 wins, respectively.

There are additional points of interest when comparing the White Sox and the Cardinals...points that will be made in this space should both teams advance in the playoffs.

Ahhh...the thought of a St. Louis-Chicago World Series.

Betcha Tony La Russa would love that one.


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